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MORTIFIED! at the Alamo Draft House, December 16th

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MORTIFIED! at the Alamo Draft House, December 16th

Post by patdaniels »

If you're willing to read aloud utterly embarrassing childhood relics in front of total strangers... we'd LOVE to meet with you and hear your material. Our show is open to all.

What is MORTIFIED?
Mortified is a comic excavation of awkward adolescent artifacts - old journals, poems, love letters, lyrics, locker notes, home movies, etc. - and shared by their original authors in front of total strangers.
Mortified is a nationally acclaimed show with chapters around the country and now in Austin. Hailed a "cultural phenomenon" by Newsweek and celebrated by the likes of This American Life on NPR, The Today Show, The Onion AV Club, Entertainment Weekly, Esquire, Jane, Daily Candy and more... the project collects childhood creations and uses them to reveal uniquely autobiographical tales. There are amazing stories buried in the pages of people's lives. Our mission is to simply help find them. The result is a unique show-and-tell presentation where the emphasis is always on narrative.

WHAT: MORTIFIED CASTING SESSIONS - AUSTIN

WHEN: Saturday, October 10th or Thursday, October 22nd

SUBMIT FOR A SCREENING SESSION: www.getmortified.com/casting

WHAT DO I SUBMIT?
All material must be written between the ages of 6-21 and by ALL MEANS, totally totally suck. We look for stuff that is real, written by you, laugh-out-loud funny (but not on purpose), and reveals something unique about yourself. Topics can range from the sweet (crushes) to the dark (depression)... just as long as they make people laugh. And no, you do NOT have to be an actor of any kind... just someone who is very good at playing themselves. We welcome all material: Diaries/ Journals, Notebooks, Poems, Lyrics, Letters.
To watch sample clips or find more info, visit www.getmortified.com
Share the shame. Get Mortified.
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Post by ChrisTrew.Com »

I've done this show a couple times, highly recommended to watch and/pr submit to.
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Post by tyler pratt »

awesome.
i recently uncovered an entire treasure chest of middle-school embarrassment.
oh, the notes and journals from the good ol' days- when i was just a tall, awkward glass of acne, wearing doc marten boots with jeanshorts, and spending more time in trouble at the vice principals office than class.
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Post by Painted_Scars »

wow cant wait
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Post by Munga »

tyler pratt wrote:wearing doc marten boots with jeanshorts
Pictures please!!

Post by Justin D. »

Patrick, are you associated with Mortified or just posting the notice for everyone to see?
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Post by valetoile »

I highly recommend participating, and demand watching at the very least. If I can rap about Jesus(booty rap at that), I'm sure you've got something.
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Post by Justin D. »

valetoile wrote:I highly recommend participating, and demand watching at the very least. If I can rap about Jesus(booty rap at that), I'm sure you've got something.
Oh, I definitely have stuff. However, I now realize I missed the casting dates.

Damn.
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