Austin Improv

...I have a telephone interview with Wired Magazine on Tuesday.

This is quite literally going to be the most important interview of my entire life.

I'm so nervous they pick me up on seismographs.

Don;t be nervous man! Just do what I did on interviews: play the alphabet game. Remember your improv training, and when you meet them in person, mirror them.

If you're speaking to Wired, talk about how some tiny new technology is going to revolutionalize human interaction as we know it. And paint your face purple.