Austin Improv

If ColdTowne were to invent a vital national holiday in the next year, what would it be?

no rules day.

Trew Rules Day

There will be a parade, wherein all the parade participants wear oversized Mardi Gras heads of Chris Trew, complete with realistic facial hair. They will also all wear WWE Champion Belts, but they will be mere cheap imitations, for Terp is the sole wearer of the official Championship Belt. Trew will ride in a parade float that will be a flatbed truck, on top of which will be the sacred Squared Circle. Children of all ages are going to line up to wait for Terp to inflict bodily harm upon them, proving over and over his Champion status.

This will be a glorious day.

My only suggestion: it should fall on the first Saturday in May, right after No Pants Day 'cause that could make for one f'ed up weekend.

what about All Pants Day, where you have to wear every pair of pants you own for the whole day? there's a few holidays like that where you do something one day and then the total opposite the next day. hallow's eve and all saints day. pig out on red meat right before lent and of course loving your mother on christmas eve and then hating her christmas day when you don't get what you asked her for.

Kream, I just closed my eyes and watched that day in my mind and it was really fun.

Apple Picking Day