I just found out why I am such an amazing improviser!
Posted: May 20th, 2009, 2:37 pm
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I just found out why I am such an amazing improviser!
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Posted: May 20th, 2009, 2:48 pm
YES!!!!!
Posted: May 20th, 2009, 3:52 pm
I am tired of you shorties getting all the breaks.
Posted: May 20th, 2009, 4:09 pm
So next time I start playing "Short People" will you stop throwing eye daggers at me and take it as a compliment?
Posted: May 20th, 2009, 4:41 pm
I am short on talent...does that count?
Posted: May 20th, 2009, 4:43 pm
i always thought if i were short
i'd constantly maintain my eye level when speaking with people
and make the tall people stoop down to meet my steely gaze
and gain status
and profit
i'd constantly maintain my eye level when speaking with people
and make the tall people stoop down to meet my steely gaze
and gain status
and profit
Posted: May 21st, 2009, 9:22 am
Also-you can get people to reach stuff on high shelves for you.
Posted: May 21st, 2009, 9:56 am
... by Randy Newman, was the Top Billboard #42 hit in the year 1978.mpbrockman wrote:"Short People"
Posted: May 21st, 2009, 3:48 pm
Yes it was, but to this date playing that intro riff can make murder appear in Shana's eyes.sara_anm8r wrote:... by Randy Newman, was the Top Billboard #42 hit in the year 1978.mpbrockman wrote:"Short People"
Posted: May 21st, 2009, 3:55 pm
this is just a shot in the dark, but maybe shana (and i) despise that song b/c it suggests that SHORT PEOPLE HAVE NO REASON TO LIVE.
stupid tall bastards and your smug randy newman hits.... i hope you bump your head on a low ceiling, brockman!
stupid tall bastards and your smug randy newman hits.... i hope you bump your head on a low ceiling, brockman!
Posted: May 21st, 2009, 4:02 pm
Short people are awesome.erin wrote:this is just a shot in the dark, but maybe shana (and i) despise that song b/c it suggests that SHORT PEOPLE HAVE NO REASON TO LIVE.
stupid tall bastards and your smug randy newman hits.... i hope you bump your head on a low ceiling, brockman!
Posted: May 21st, 2009, 8:33 pm
Haven't paid attention to the bridge have you, Erin?erin wrote:this is just a shot in the dark, but maybe shana (and i) despise that song b/c it suggests that SHORT PEOPLE HAVE NO REASON TO LIVE.
stupid tall bastards and your smug randy newman hits.... i hope you bump your head on a low ceiling, brockman!
Short people are just the same as you and I,
All men are brothers until the day we die - it's a wonderful world...
For bonus points - who sings those lines?
Also, Erin - you have managed to remind me of the the manner in which I am 90% certain I will die. Thanks for that.
Posted: May 21st, 2009, 10:01 pm
Until they day we die? What happens then, Brockman? Huh? What happens then?!mpbrockman wrote: Haven't paid attention to the bridge have you, Erin?
Short people are just the same as you and I,
All men are brothers until the day we die - it's a wonderful world...
Posted: May 22nd, 2009, 11:30 am
Short people leave - less eatin'Justin D. wrote:Until they day we die? What happens then, Brockman? Huh? What happens then?!mpbrockman wrote: Haven't paid attention to the bridge have you, Erin?
Short people are just the same as you and I,
All men are brothers until the day we die - it's a wonderful world...
Short people leave - less eatin'
Short people leave - less eatin' for worms...
Posted: May 23rd, 2009, 7:16 pm
No takers? OK, then - Glenn Frey, Timothy B. Schmit and J.D. Souther.mpbrockman wrote:
Short people are just the same as you and I,
All men are brothers until the day we die - it's a wonderful world...
For bonus points - who sings those lines?
I e-slap anyone who says "Who?".