Ratliff

mcnichol · Post by **mcnichol** » May 18th, 2009, 11:48 am

This is the thread where we list unused / not-so-relevant nicknames for John Ratliff, based on his last name.

1. Fratliff

Lindsey · Post by **Lindsey** » May 18th, 2009, 11:51 am

What he would sound like if he fell from an airplane:
Splatliff

vine311 · Post by **vine311** » May 18th, 2009, 12:02 pm

If his face were elongated and he grew whiskers...Ratlipp

DollarBill · Post by **DollarBill** » May 18th, 2009, 12:06 pm

Catnip

Matt · Post by **Matt** » May 18th, 2009, 12:06 pm

If he elevated rodents:

Ratlift

kbadr · Post by **kbadr** » May 18th, 2009, 12:19 pm

He lost his sight in a terrible chemical plant accident: Batliff
He has a bastard child who is a holy terror. The child is a total Bratliff
He has given up his life as a performer and turned to gang violence. Look out for the blazing fire from his Gatliff

York99 · Post by **York99** » May 18th, 2009, 12:20 pm

When he's hanging out with his old reggae band: Ratspliff

mcnichol · Post by **mcnichol** » May 18th, 2009, 12:23 pm

if he'd never fixed that speech impediment:

Ratlisp

DollarBill · Post by **DollarBill** » May 18th, 2009, 12:24 pm

If he was way into elective surgery: Asslift

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » May 18th, 2009, 12:44 pm

He loiters in the streets with a bunch of seedy dyslexics: Raff-riff

York99 · Post by **York99** » May 18th, 2009, 12:47 pm

As a kid: Bratliff

Post by **Jon Bolden** » May 18th, 2009, 12:51 pm

As a free-form hip-hop artist: Raplips

mcnichol · Post by **mcnichol** » May 18th, 2009, 12:54 pm

when he drops piano and masters the guitar:

Stratliff

York99 · Post by **York99** » May 18th, 2009, 1:15 pm

When he's in one of his usual rants against abortion:

Ratlife

DollarBill · Post by **DollarBill** » May 18th, 2009, 1:21 pm

If his favorite movie were Bill and Ted's excellent adventure: Radliff