Austin Improv

I just had to lie to Kristina, but she'd thank me for it if she knew.

She was curled up in the bed about to go to sleep, and I was sitting on the edge of the bed. When I put my feet in my slippers, I felt something cold up against my left foot. Figuring it was a coin that fell in my slipper, I slipped it off and reached inside to grab it. What I pulled out was a large, wriggling cockroach. I let out a scream (a manly scream) and dropped the roach, where it skittered underneath the bed. Kristina asked me what was wrong in a worried tone, and I told her the tag in my shoe freaked me out. Then, she laughed and said I got freaked out just like she does. And then she laughed again.

Oh, if she only knew.

Meanwhile, there's a giant cockroach under our bed.

you're a bigger man than I.

Here's how it would have gone down with me:

find the roach
scream (not manly... probably not womanly either... other-worldly)
flip out and hyperventilate
hope that nobody could hear me crying in a scalding hot shower

fuck, I have rats in my kitchen. you guys are pussies

spantell wrote:you guys are pussies

way to call out the game