I'm such a middle/upper class white suburban male...

[Chuck Dodgson]

... that I married in my mid-late 20's and have 2 children, both boys.
... that when a black person moves in my neighborhood, I'm very friendly to them in person, but I say "I wish those niggers would go back to Africa" when they aren't around.
... that I use my money and dominance as leverage over my wife so she will be subservient and never leave me.
... that I on business trips I bring prostitutes to my hotel rooms.
... that I think women are less than me.
... that I enjoy a good blow job from my wife when I get home.
... that dinner should ALWAYS be ready for me when I get home from work.
... that I think women can only rise above sexism by sleeping their way to the top.
... that I love OHIO STATE BABY!!!

[ChrisTrew.Com]

you should stay the fuck away from the BPAFF then