Austin Improv

Posted: **February 22nd, 2009, 6:32 am**

Finish the rhyme, start a new one.

I'm so fly cause my face is hairy.

Posted: **February 22nd, 2009, 6:33 am**

You can look up words in a dictionary.

Dinosaurs once ruled the Earth.

Posted: **February 22nd, 2009, 8:12 am**

But there’s only one ruler since my mama gave birth.

I’m the sovereign lord of everything bitchin’,

Posted: **February 22nd, 2009, 10:55 am**

Lord I love my Momma, and her stitchin'

Love to snuggle in her quilt

Posted: **February 22nd, 2009, 11:22 am**

Of many colors it is built

So soon I will be nappin'

Posted: **February 22nd, 2009, 12:00 pm**

It what be goin on, yeah it be happ'nin
Gonna run outside and get some dirt-

Posted: **February 22nd, 2009, 12:24 pm**

So I can bury you, sucker, yeah I'm bringin' the hurt.

I'll plow you down til you're six feet under

Posted: **February 22nd, 2009, 1:47 pm**

But the sky cracks open with the sound of thunder

I drop my shovel and I hide in a doorway

Posted: **February 22nd, 2009, 2:31 pm**

The wrinkles on your face look like a map of Norway.

Try some of this sweet hand lotion.

Posted: **February 22nd, 2009, 3:05 pm**

Rub it 'round your fingers like yo brain got a notion.

Sitting in my car at long red light.

Posted: **February 22nd, 2009, 3:36 pm**

for some reason I thought you would put up a fight

but your rhymes are weaker than a kitten punch.

Posted: **February 22nd, 2009, 4:19 pm**

Of Moss's lay-ups I'm smitten a-bunch.
Dribble that ball, yeah, dribble it faster...

Posted: **February 22nd, 2009, 5:53 pm**

You're double teamin' me like Pollux and Castor

Just gimme some room to get my mojo goin'

Posted: **February 22nd, 2009, 6:55 pm**

That's what I'm sayin', keep the motha fucka flowin'

Goin' downtown like a gangsta on the run-

Posted: **February 22nd, 2009, 7:50 pm**

In sister act whoopie goldberg was a nun.

Sister act II stars Jennifer Love Hewitt

You Can't Freestyle!