improvisers are lazy [long post]
Posted: April 15th, 2006, 10:31 pm
from a blog:
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"there is a difference between artists and their chosen artform. i think improvisers are lazy people. the artform itself is not lazy, but if current trends continue, the public's general view of it may sour or continue to decline.
how many times have you gone to see improv and been unimpressed with the way the whole thing came off? part of improv's beauty is it's accessibility to performers. anyone can get into improv and with the right combination of people and places, anyone can perform improv. and in many cases can perform improv for many paying customers in a decent space. improv also allows the players to prepare less for the stage time they'll receive in turn. i would guess that the ratio of rehearsal to stage time for an improviser is something like 1:1. that's an incredible ratio and i know of several improvisers who never rehearse yet perform many times in a month. what other artform affords the artist that much face time? scripted theatre can go through a several month process before a play is even performed, and in the last week, labeled "hell week," the cast and crew are typically required to be at rehearsal for 4 or 5 hours a night up until opening night if not longer. feature films have a shooting ratio of roughly 22:1. that means they shoot around 22 hours of footage for every 1 hour that's actually used in the final cut. documentaries are around 33:1. a painter can spend hours, if not days, if not years to finish a painting worthy of a showing. and while that painting may be around for a very long time, the viewer may only spend 10 seconds looking at it. unless, it's a Bosch painting, then it's more like 10 minutes trying to figure out what the hell is going on.
i think people get into improv because they don't have the time, skillset, or inclination to perform some other way. deciding to put up a play with some friends is a very different animal than deciding to put together an improv show. improv can really happen anywhere and can require very little preparation. this is not to say that improvisers have no skills or determination but for most people newly getting into improv, it amounts to a turnkey business investment. that is to say, you can spend little or no money and time, and be producing benefits from it almost immediately. it is the get-rich-quick scheme of performing arts and that's part of what i love about it.
now allow me to call the kettle black while fully understanding that i am black as well. wait... no... what i'm trying to say is that i am guilty of this lethargy, too. i am, by nature, a lazy person. i can watch 13 hours of tv in one day and not think thrice about it. i am addicted to sleeping-in such that i have hit the snooze every ten minutes for up to three hours, just to stay in the womblike coccoon everyone else calls a bed. i am not proud of these facts and i'm trying to change these weaknesses but it certainly does indicate that i tend toward the lazy. this might have been part of my attraction to improv.
but now that i have been doing it for nearly ten years, having traveled all over the country (and to canada, or as i like to call it, USAnnex,) seen thousands of hours of improv, and worked in that 1:1 ratio, i must conclude that we are a lazy lot.
dudes standing around on stage in torn jeans and a t-shirt, going through the same hack topics they saw on SNL the week before. showing up to do a show ten minutes before start time. wearing shorts and sandals for a paying audience and trying to be legitimate? if this artform ever wants to stand a chance at becoming respected by the general public, it has got to start making changes.
actors wear costumes, and play on elaborate sets. whose to say that the improviser can't at least wear nice clothes as his costume? and while the idea of an elaborate set is too confining for a boundless form like improv that can really have a story set in any location in the known universe, it could at least use a little personality. something to inform theme, something to keep the space fresh, something to keep repeat audiences wondering what the set will look like the next time they come.
improv suffers from becoming stale. some people see improv a few times and eventually feel like they've gotten the point and move on to some other interest. this happens internally with performers who find themselves in unchanging environs. they tire of playing the same short form games just because they hit the best and keep money coming in. some eventually tire of doing longforms and i must say if i don't mix it up for myself, i feel like a zombie up there, too.
can you imagine the change an improv show would take on if the performers had a director, lighting designer, stage hands, and a "hell week" of their own. granted some do make changes. i myself have outlawed jeans and nasty shoes for the groups i run, as that is the change i could make, being as lazy as i am. but by and large 98% of improv shows are just thrown together. just because the artform is spontaneous, doesn't mean the preparation surrounding the production has to be, too.
and for god's sake rehearse. to the trained eye it really does show. good improv is about a strong group working together well. you wouldn't expect a football team could beat anyone if they never practiced. little kids don't just win the national spelling bee. they study for hours on end to even stand a chance. but with improv, if you've got the wit, you can get by. and it's that law of improv that is poisoning the future of what amounts to a newborn in art-time.
so, for all you improvisers out there in the blogosphere, come up with a format, get the space, build a minor set, hire a director, rehearse the crap out of it, wear a costume (a decent pair of pants fo cryin out loud,) and put up a show like a scripted company would. legitimize yourself. if we do it long enough, people might actually want to keep coming back. other people might actually give us money to keep the damn thing running. we might spawn talented and useful actors. we might earn a little R-E-S-P-E-C-T from the rest of the arts community. let's face it, they think we're all just jerking off anyway. let's show them we can all jerk off in a nice pair of pants and sell more tickets than them while doing it.
GET OFF YOUR ASS, IMPROVISERS.
DEMAND RESPECT.
or face losing your artform."
______
Whatever, hypocrite!
______________
"there is a difference between artists and their chosen artform. i think improvisers are lazy people. the artform itself is not lazy, but if current trends continue, the public's general view of it may sour or continue to decline.
how many times have you gone to see improv and been unimpressed with the way the whole thing came off? part of improv's beauty is it's accessibility to performers. anyone can get into improv and with the right combination of people and places, anyone can perform improv. and in many cases can perform improv for many paying customers in a decent space. improv also allows the players to prepare less for the stage time they'll receive in turn. i would guess that the ratio of rehearsal to stage time for an improviser is something like 1:1. that's an incredible ratio and i know of several improvisers who never rehearse yet perform many times in a month. what other artform affords the artist that much face time? scripted theatre can go through a several month process before a play is even performed, and in the last week, labeled "hell week," the cast and crew are typically required to be at rehearsal for 4 or 5 hours a night up until opening night if not longer. feature films have a shooting ratio of roughly 22:1. that means they shoot around 22 hours of footage for every 1 hour that's actually used in the final cut. documentaries are around 33:1. a painter can spend hours, if not days, if not years to finish a painting worthy of a showing. and while that painting may be around for a very long time, the viewer may only spend 10 seconds looking at it. unless, it's a Bosch painting, then it's more like 10 minutes trying to figure out what the hell is going on.
i think people get into improv because they don't have the time, skillset, or inclination to perform some other way. deciding to put up a play with some friends is a very different animal than deciding to put together an improv show. improv can really happen anywhere and can require very little preparation. this is not to say that improvisers have no skills or determination but for most people newly getting into improv, it amounts to a turnkey business investment. that is to say, you can spend little or no money and time, and be producing benefits from it almost immediately. it is the get-rich-quick scheme of performing arts and that's part of what i love about it.
now allow me to call the kettle black while fully understanding that i am black as well. wait... no... what i'm trying to say is that i am guilty of this lethargy, too. i am, by nature, a lazy person. i can watch 13 hours of tv in one day and not think thrice about it. i am addicted to sleeping-in such that i have hit the snooze every ten minutes for up to three hours, just to stay in the womblike coccoon everyone else calls a bed. i am not proud of these facts and i'm trying to change these weaknesses but it certainly does indicate that i tend toward the lazy. this might have been part of my attraction to improv.
but now that i have been doing it for nearly ten years, having traveled all over the country (and to canada, or as i like to call it, USAnnex,) seen thousands of hours of improv, and worked in that 1:1 ratio, i must conclude that we are a lazy lot.
dudes standing around on stage in torn jeans and a t-shirt, going through the same hack topics they saw on SNL the week before. showing up to do a show ten minutes before start time. wearing shorts and sandals for a paying audience and trying to be legitimate? if this artform ever wants to stand a chance at becoming respected by the general public, it has got to start making changes.
actors wear costumes, and play on elaborate sets. whose to say that the improviser can't at least wear nice clothes as his costume? and while the idea of an elaborate set is too confining for a boundless form like improv that can really have a story set in any location in the known universe, it could at least use a little personality. something to inform theme, something to keep the space fresh, something to keep repeat audiences wondering what the set will look like the next time they come.
improv suffers from becoming stale. some people see improv a few times and eventually feel like they've gotten the point and move on to some other interest. this happens internally with performers who find themselves in unchanging environs. they tire of playing the same short form games just because they hit the best and keep money coming in. some eventually tire of doing longforms and i must say if i don't mix it up for myself, i feel like a zombie up there, too.
can you imagine the change an improv show would take on if the performers had a director, lighting designer, stage hands, and a "hell week" of their own. granted some do make changes. i myself have outlawed jeans and nasty shoes for the groups i run, as that is the change i could make, being as lazy as i am. but by and large 98% of improv shows are just thrown together. just because the artform is spontaneous, doesn't mean the preparation surrounding the production has to be, too.
and for god's sake rehearse. to the trained eye it really does show. good improv is about a strong group working together well. you wouldn't expect a football team could beat anyone if they never practiced. little kids don't just win the national spelling bee. they study for hours on end to even stand a chance. but with improv, if you've got the wit, you can get by. and it's that law of improv that is poisoning the future of what amounts to a newborn in art-time.
so, for all you improvisers out there in the blogosphere, come up with a format, get the space, build a minor set, hire a director, rehearse the crap out of it, wear a costume (a decent pair of pants fo cryin out loud,) and put up a show like a scripted company would. legitimize yourself. if we do it long enough, people might actually want to keep coming back. other people might actually give us money to keep the damn thing running. we might spawn talented and useful actors. we might earn a little R-E-S-P-E-C-T from the rest of the arts community. let's face it, they think we're all just jerking off anyway. let's show them we can all jerk off in a nice pair of pants and sell more tickets than them while doing it.
GET OFF YOUR ASS, IMPROVISERS.
DEMAND RESPECT.
or face losing your artform."
______
Whatever, hypocrite!