Austin Improv

Now you can finally spill all the rumors you've been making up in your head.

For instance: Did you know Chris Trew once killed a man? THAT'S why Coldtowne left New Orleans.

Also, Sara Farr was not at the Hideout this past Thursday because she is secretly GERMAN and she had to do some covert operation for the war that's brewing.

But you didn't hear it from me.

Chris Trew *is* Corey Haim.

Andy Crouch (beard) is really the evil twin of Andy Pounce (no beard.)

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jon benner was conceived, incubated, and birthed completely non-utero. but you didn't hear that from me.

Jill Morris works for the CIA.

sara_anm8r wrote:Jill Morris works for the CIA.

We're going to have to ask for your resignation, Madam President.

BEELER was created in a test tube.

Jordan Maxwell is from Earth's distant past, abducted by aliens, and placed on the earth in order to stop World War III, which he's already done once with the help of Captain Kirk of the U.S.S. Starship Enterprise, from the future.

I've been stalking Andrea Young for 9 months now.

oh.. wait.. .

kbadr wrote:BEELER was created in a test tube.

This is for FAKE rumours, thank you very much.

Erin Plischke is really Andre Agassi!


-Dav

valetoile wrote:

kbadr wrote:BEELER was created in a test tube.

This is for FAKE rumours, thank you very much.

OK, BEELER was NOT created in a test tube. She was born from the fiery remains of her own ashes, having consumed herself in flame after walking the Earth for a thousand years. In 981 years, she will continue the cycle and purge herself in fire again before being reborn and rising anew.
Also, her tears can heal any wound.

So Beeler is Chuck Norris?!?

-Dav

eric heiberg is an undercover hipster hell bent on infiltrating our endearingly doofy improv scene and forcing us all to wear mullets, bangle bracelets and too big sunglasses.

oh and val made out with 7/16 of coldtowne in the bathroom of a certain roller rink.