The Orflympics
Posted: June 5th, 2008, 12:42 pm
Can't make it to China for this summer's Olympic games? That's okay, you can still partake of the sporting event of the quadrennial, in lovely south Austin. It's...
THE 2008 SUMMER ORFLYMPICS
Sunday June 22
11 am - 6 pm, with closing ceremonies possibly lingering later
Located on the grounds of Elmstone Cabin, 5036 Lansing Drive
There will be games. There will be feats of skill, strength, speed, and mental acuity. There will be cold beverages.
Details on actual events and schedule to be finalized in coming announcements. Both team and individual events will be included. Various events suitable for strapping men to pregnant women will be available.
The following are confirmed at this time:
Bocce
Wiffle Ball
X-treme Cro-K
Knockout
Obstacle Course
Pun Run
Limerick Challenge
Blind Baby Jigsaw
Geographic Puzzle
More Orflympic info to follow in future posts.
Get your "A" games ready!
THE 2008 SUMMER ORFLYMPICS
Sunday June 22
11 am - 6 pm, with closing ceremonies possibly lingering later
Located on the grounds of Elmstone Cabin, 5036 Lansing Drive
There will be games. There will be feats of skill, strength, speed, and mental acuity. There will be cold beverages.
Details on actual events and schedule to be finalized in coming announcements. Both team and individual events will be included. Various events suitable for strapping men to pregnant women will be available.
The following are confirmed at this time:
Bocce
Wiffle Ball
X-treme Cro-K
Knockout
Obstacle Course
Pun Run
Limerick Challenge
Blind Baby Jigsaw
Geographic Puzzle
More Orflympic info to follow in future posts.
Get your "A" games ready!