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Evilpandabear · Post by **Evilpandabear** » April 6th, 2006, 2:15 pm

So I ran into some super old school nostalgia very recently, and it occured to me that old school aracde and video games had some amazing permises behind them. This one, for example, had one of the greatest taglines ever created for a video game.

The President has been kidnapped by ninjas.
Are you a bad enough dude to rescue him?

Wesley · Post by **Wesley** » April 6th, 2006, 3:23 pm

I want to do that show.

beardedlamb · Post by **beardedlamb** » April 6th, 2006, 4:56 pm

ooh, i had that game but i don't remember a damn thing about it.

Here's another one.

The Czar has become a dickhead. Distract yourself away from the troubles of your failing economy by arranging these blocks until you fail. Please note: You will never win. You will inevitably fail every time.

Evilpandabear · Post by **Evilpandabear** » April 6th, 2006, 5:13 pm

haha the picture dont work but i assume that must be tetris!