Austin Improv

You Enter the Gore-Riddled Arena. The Acrid Sweet Smell of Blood, Sweat, and Tears Hangs in the Air.

THREE Troupes Enter with Stars in their Eyes and Rage on their Minds.

Only One Shall Remain. WHO WILL IT BE???

FIND OUT TONIGHT.
AT THE IMPROV.
CAGEMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH!


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Tonight's Card:

1) POM POM SISTERHOOD: Amazonian Shrieking Freaks of Terror

2) TWISTED KNICKERS: Clawing Manic Harpies from Doomland

3) and announcing....FORT KNOX, WHO ARE
REIGNING CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD - UNDERDOGS OF ENDLESS SAD-EYED DEPTHS - MUSCLE-BOUND HEROES SLAVISH TO WHAT IS GOOD IN MAN - WEEVILISH PINE-TREE-COCKED BULLDOZERS TYRANNICAL AND COLD AS A WITCH'S TIT IN A PERISHING ORPHAN'S MEWLING MOUTH ON CHRISTMAS MORN
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BE THERE.
Thursday, April 10, 10pm.
Coldtowne Theater
4803-B Airport Blvd. (next to I Luv Video)
Austin, TX 78751

LisaJackson wrote:

Leif Garrett's best movie.

i am so f*in there.

The Cagematch gets some serious pussy power as Twisted Knickers female ejaculates hilarity all over the stage. What will Jason Vines do in the wake of all that sweet female comedy juice? Find out, and bring a mop!

woop!

Mo Daviau wrote:The Cagematch gets some serious pussy power as Twisted Knickers female ejaculates hilarity all over the stage. What will Jason Vines do in the wake of all that sweet female comedy juice? Find out, and bring a mop!

I've got my snorkel.

vine311 wrote:

Mo Daviau wrote:The Cagematch gets some serious pussy power as Twisted Knickers female ejaculates hilarity all over the stage. What will Jason Vines do in the wake of all that sweet female comedy juice? Find out, and bring a mop!

I've got my snorkel.

I think some part of me just died.

There is now Skipfield representation in every troupe competing tonight.
We win no matter what.
We also lose no matter what.
But we win no matter what.

Congratulations to last night's Cagematch winners Twisted Knickers. Y'all were so on, and you brought some sweet, sharp, funny moments to the stage. Nice work.

Thanks! It was a stiff competition with the indie rockers and the nice ladies. Twisted Knickers looks forward to rocking your ass some more.