BE LAZY: Let us do your show in April !!!!
Posted: April 3rd, 2008, 6:58 am
Hey,
$10 BOURBON says: hey, why RUIN the start of a PERFECTLY GOOD weekend by having to play in the 3FER or DOUBLE BARREL ??
Let's face it: commitments SUCK. You have tickets to the opera for Friday? "Sorry, I have to do a show." Someone hits up on you at a Dunkin'Donuts and says come on over to my place Friday evening for the best sex of your life, and YOU have to say, "Uh, I'd like to, but I have to do some improv. . ."
YOU'RE AN IDIOT!
UNTIL NOW.
$10 BOURBON wants to sub for YOUR troupe in April!!!
We will show up on time, sober (which is more than we can say for YOU),
and will provide hilarity while you do the THINGS YOU"VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO!!!
Invent that gas-less car engine! Try that new opium den! Hit up on someone at Dunkin' Donuts!
Email Alex at xleaalex@yahoo.com and let $10 BOURBON do your work while YOU PLAY!!!!!
Thank you
$10 BOURBON says: hey, why RUIN the start of a PERFECTLY GOOD weekend by having to play in the 3FER or DOUBLE BARREL ??
Let's face it: commitments SUCK. You have tickets to the opera for Friday? "Sorry, I have to do a show." Someone hits up on you at a Dunkin'Donuts and says come on over to my place Friday evening for the best sex of your life, and YOU have to say, "Uh, I'd like to, but I have to do some improv. . ."
YOU'RE AN IDIOT!
UNTIL NOW.
$10 BOURBON wants to sub for YOUR troupe in April!!!
We will show up on time, sober (which is more than we can say for YOU),
and will provide hilarity while you do the THINGS YOU"VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO!!!
Invent that gas-less car engine! Try that new opium den! Hit up on someone at Dunkin' Donuts!
Email Alex at xleaalex@yahoo.com and let $10 BOURBON do your work while YOU PLAY!!!!!
Thank you