Austin Improv

With sincere apologies to anyone affected by nasty tornadoes ripping through the South on Super Tuesday; I have to wonder...

If Pat Robertson, Fred Phelps et al are correct to state that disasters like Hurricane Katrina are God's punishment for tolerance of homosexuals, may I safely assume the aforementioned tornadoes are God's punishment to the South for awarding their delegates to Huckabee?

Seems like a logical extension. Surely the coincidence is too great to ignore!

Don't forget about the hurricane paths that hit Florida after the disputed 2000 election. The three storms went right through the disputed counties that went to Bush, and left others relatively unscathed.*



Verily, the Lord God Mother Nature Gaia Oden works in mysterious ways.


(* - hurricane paths depicted are not 100% accurate, but close enough for a partisan's sake)

Was there supposed to be a link with the above?

Pat et al would probably make more of the fact that Hillary Clinton won the states hit hardest by the Tornadoes (Ark & Tenn). I noticed that immediately on Super Tuesday. However that theory gets complicated now that I learn that a few deaths happened in Alabama, which went to Obama/Hucka-B. And there was some damage in Missouri (won by Obama/McCain).
So apparently God likes the Green Party. Makes sense sortof.

Personally I think Tornadoes are lame. With Earthquakes you know in minutes what the Richter scale rating of the quake was. But with Tornadoes they take forever to announce what rating they were, F5 or F3 or what. Bill Paxton in Twister could tell just by looking at it. Seismologists are laughing at the National Weather Service's meteorologists. They probably pick on them at scientist conventions, spilling their lunch trays and giving them wedgies.

Therefore - Pill Paxton for Prez!!!