The Ultimate Christmas Musical, the Musical!!!!

andrea · Post by **andrea** » November 27th, 2007, 1:49 pm

Yellow Tape Construction Company's "The Ultimate Christmas Musical, the Musical" opens this week and runs Thursdays, Fridays, and Saturdays at 8 pm at the new Salvage Vanguard Theater (2803 Manor Road), until December 22. The show is a lot of goofy fun, but it is definitely a little off-color, which shouldn't be a problem for any of you, but don't bring any easily offended friends.

Tickets are usually $15, but on Friday, November 30, or Thursday, December 6 show up with your current student ID and it'll be only $10.

Plus -- it's BYOB!

Plus^2---it features many of your favorite improvisers including Lisa Jackson, Kerri Atwood, Erin Molson, Andrew Varenhorst and me!

Synopsis: When one little boy loses the Spirit of Christmas, his disbelief sends the North Pole into chaos â€” Rudolph is a diva, the elves are disenfranchised, and Santa has suddenly started growing old! Can Frosty the Snowman and his sidekick, Soniyeve â€” the pluckiest elf of all â€” possibly save Christmas before it's too late?

November 29 through December 22
Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays at 8pm
at the new Salvage Vanguard Theater
yellowtape.org

LisaJackson · Post by **LisaJackson** » November 27th, 2007, 3:24 pm

It's a high probability that a lot of the shows will sell out so here's the ticket link.

http://4thwalltickets.com/store/show/58

erin · Post by **erin** » November 28th, 2007, 8:56 am

there's a high probability that this is the best show of all time. and not just because andrea's in it.

LisaJackson · Post by **LisaJackson** » November 28th, 2007, 9:05 am

I have two words...

Reindeer Vagina.

It opens tomorrow, people.

LisaJackson · Post by **LisaJackson** » November 28th, 2007, 9:07 am

Oh, also, if you dress up in an Xmas costume and participate in the "So You Think You Can Santa Dance" contest, you'll get a special reward. It might be reindeer vagina, and it might not.

LaCicatrizKerri · Post by **LaCicatrizKerri** » November 28th, 2007, 9:52 am

Also-also, you don't want to miss the elves compare and contrast the stresses of the holiday season to the, uh, sometime stressful art of blow jobs! Yes, elves that say THAT...come, see, hear, laugh, be made slightly uncomfortable and watch our dance moves, peoples.

I'm just a reindeer lookin' for a nut, yo
Peace out,
Katwood

HerrHerr · Post by **HerrHerr** » November 28th, 2007, 10:42 am

You are degrading X-mas with this sex talk. How dare you do--

--oh, look, it's a reindeer vagina....

andrea · Post by **andrea** » November 28th, 2007, 11:10 am

all the reindeers in this show have dicks.

some are bigger than others.

some may or may not have testicles.

sara farr · Post by **sara farr** » November 28th, 2007, 1:08 pm

I am obviously not the target market for this advertising campaign.

But I'm already sold, so there.

mpbrockman · Post by **mpbrockman** » November 28th, 2007, 1:13 pm

LaCicatrizKerri wrote:Also-also, you don't want to miss the elves compare and contrast the stresses of the holiday season to the, uh, sometime stressful art of blow jobs!

Mmmm, hot buttered elves...

Mehhhhm-rees...

andrea · Post by **andrea** » November 28th, 2007, 3:25 pm

peep this

http://www.austin360.com/arts/content/a ... cover.html

LisaJackson · Post by **LisaJackson** » November 29th, 2007, 11:05 am

Tonight is opening night! We are so sexy!

smerlin · Post by **smerlin** » November 30th, 2007, 9:03 am

How was opening night?

andrea · Post by **andrea** » November 30th, 2007, 9:39 am

the crowd was a little small, but they gave us a standing ovation

it was fun to finally do the show in front of an audience!!

erin · Post by **erin** » November 30th, 2007, 11:17 am

it was awesome and sweaty. people seemed amused and horrified in all the right spots. all we need are some improvisers in the audience to be a little more lively!!