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EVERYONE SUCKS BUT ME

Posted: November 21st, 2007, 1:41 am
by beardedlamb
see title.

Posted: November 21st, 2007, 7:41 am
by arthursimone
Go Maine!!

Posted: November 21st, 2007, 10:27 am
by HerrHerr
Dildo! Dildos, dildos, dildos!

Giagantic hole-plugging dildos!

Posted: November 21st, 2007, 11:02 am
by Asaf
Well, it sure is a GOOD thing that we have a separate forum for this...

Posted: November 21st, 2007, 11:09 am
by arthursimone
go to hell Asaf!!!
you and your fancy New York City improv!

get a rope!!

Posted: November 21st, 2007, 11:12 am
by shando
Yes, but where's my forum where only I can see what I write? Oh, right, it's my skull.

Posted: November 21st, 2007, 11:21 am
by arthursimone
shando wrote:Yes, but where's my forum where only I can see what I write? Oh, right, it's my skull.

Image
some of those less fortunate than us have all their thoughts flash across their eyewear

Posted: November 21st, 2007, 12:01 pm
by Bat Girl
HerrHerr wrote:Dildo! Dildos, dildos, dildos!
YES!

Posted: November 21st, 2007, 3:13 pm
by mpbrockman
shando wrote: Oh, right, it's my skull.
Your shiny, shiny skull...

Posted: November 21st, 2007, 5:27 pm
by Mike
Greetings from the RUssia! I am the looking for the possible mate for marriage and good time. I am in medical field and make the good money thing, so I can make the living when I come to the United States.

I make fortune from man in Nigeria who leave me money to invest, so please contact me. I am getting over 30 millions of dollars soon!!! I also like to purchase from online pharmace things to keep the medicine, and also enjoy the online gambling!

I am looking for sexy fun improv person to spend time with me and make millions of the dollars through investment!

Call me!

Posted: November 21st, 2007, 6:12 pm
by mpbrockman
Mike wrote:Greetings from the RUssia! I am the looking for the possible mate for marriage and good time. I am in medical field and make the good money thing, so I can make the living when I come to the United States.

I make fortune from man in Nigeria who leave me money to invest, so please contact me. I am getting over 30 millions of dollars soon!!! I also like to purchase from online pharmace things to keep the medicine, and also enjoy the online gambling!

I am looking for sexy fun improv person to spend time with me and make millions of the dollars through investment!

Call me!
Ha!

Go work a cruise ship sometime. You'll find dozens of these young Eastern bloc women working hostess/casino jobs and trying to get "accidentally" impregnated by the Americans or Canadians in the crew. They're usually young, hot, speak broken English in an adorable fashion and are made of pure evil. The (usually American or Canadian) performers referred to them as "the vampires".

Sorry, that sounds sexist and racist, but it's true.

Posted: November 22nd, 2007, 9:37 am
by HerrHerr
mpbrockman wrote:Sorry, that sounds sexist and racist, but it's true.
"What's wrong with bein' sexy?"

Posted: November 26th, 2007, 1:52 pm
by LuBu McJohnson
fuck all this fuckin' shit.

*contribution complete*