some times i get these emails and then i think...ok:

[taminelson]

and i post it here because i want to help but don't really know how to act.

she act off.

ya'll know what i mean. anyhooooo:

Hi –


Several people have suggested I contact Coldtowne. I am looking for improv actors for a ladies pirate party I am hosting on November 3rd. I need several men to play pirate roles; I do not have any specific role in mind; they can select a particular pirate to be or they can simply come up with their own pirate role. For instance, I already have persons who want to be a suave and charming pirates; I have others who want to be drunk pirates (the members of the pirate band I hired); I have a Captain Juan Sparrow; I have others who want to be naughty pirates (within reason of course). I have several wenches as well. I would like to end up with about 15 pirates.



I have a posting on Craig’s list to which I have received tons of responses. However, when I meet with many of the persons, they simply do not have the personality for what I need. I need persons who are quick on their feet and would enjoy playing a role at a party with ladies in the 35 – 45 range who are, except for one or two, fairly innocuous (I live in Williamson County which gives you some level of reassurance that you are not sending these guys into an alternative lifestyle sort of party). They will be asked to help me stage kidnappings, have sword fights over various women and generally behave like we think of pirates in our pop culture.



The ladies will be doing things all evening to earn money – to outlook..out pillage…out plunder. I have forwarded you a copy of the invitation. They are earning money toward the treasure (or “bootyâ€

[slappywhite]

(Puts on wizard hat and cape) Did someone say party?

Williamson County scares me

[acrouch]

Oh, man, you spoiled the twist ending!

Asaf, can you field this one? Line up some pirates and negotiate for a slightly higher fee (especially if they have to provide their own costumes)?

[taminelson]

i don't have time to read anything longer than:

PIRATE NEEDED, PLEASE POST.

[Asaf]

Oh, man, you spoiled the twist ending!

Asaf, can you field this one? Line up some pirates and negotiate for a slightly higher fee (especially if they have to provide their own costumes)?

I ain't gonna touch this with a three foot pegleg.

But whoever else wants it, have at it.