Austin Improv

If you haven't seen this show yet, you definitely don't want to miss this one.

Here's the lineup this time around...

Christine Acker (That Other Paper)
Matt Bearden (stand-up, Premium Blend)
Dave Buckman (The Frank Mills)
and Jason Vines (Improv For Evil)
with host/dealer Asaf Ronen

You're in for one hell of a twisted evening folks. If you thought my mind was dirty before, come see what it's like when the filters are off. No topic is taboo. This is gonna be sick.

What time is it going to be? I have a show that night at coldtowne.

Coming Soon, Kaci, Roy and Others in:
The Nicest Fuzzy Stories
The improvisers have a tea party and play hopscotch and duck duck goose, except it's FOR REAL.

"One time I fell asleep in a grassy field, and I woke up to find flowers and pretty butterflies tickling my nose!"

Also coming soon,

Madeline and Company in:
Mediocre, Long-Winded Tales

A safe, stable journey down a slightly winding road - with no seeming end. Prepare to be...ASLEEP.

"I was at the office and I was going to talk to HR about my parking space but then I realized it was a little cold so I put my sweater on for some reason the office's air conditioning systems are always on really high so I got in the elevator and stopped by the cafeteria and I went to get a coffee because i get sooooo tired in the morning and I got the coffee and was carrying it over to the little station to sweeten it and put some milk in, because i like my coffee like that - but there was no sugar left. I couldn't believe it."

madeline wrote:Also coming soon,

Madeline and Company in:
Mediocre, Long-Winded Tales

A safe, stable journey down a slightly winding road - with no seeming end. Prepare to be...ASLEEP.

"I was at the office and I was going to talk to HR about my parking space but then I realized it was a little cold so I put my sweater on for some reason the office's air conditioning systems are always on really high so I got in the elevator and stopped by the cafeteria and I went to get a coffee because i get sooooo tired in the morning and I got the coffee and was carrying it over to the little station to sweeten it and put some milk in, because i like my coffee like that - but there was no sugar left. I couldn't believe it."

That's actually dirtier than anything I had planned for the poker show.

Dave wrote:

madeline wrote:Also coming soon,

Madeline and Company in:
Mediocre, Long-Winded Tales

A safe, stable journey down a slightly winding road - with no seeming end. Prepare to be...ASLEEP.

"I was at the office and I was going to talk to HR about my parking space but then I realized it was a little cold so I put my sweater on for some reason the office's air conditioning systems are always on really high so I got in the elevator and stopped by the cafeteria and I went to get a coffee because i get sooooo tired in the morning and I got the coffee and was carrying it over to the little station to sweeten it and put some milk in, because i like my coffee like that - but there was no sugar left. I couldn't believe it."

That's actually dirtier than anything I had planned for the poker show.

Me too. I feel queasy now.

TexasImprovMassacre wrote:What time is it going to be? I have a show that night at coldtowne.

The show starts at 9PM.

kaci_beeler wrote:Coming Soon, Kaci, Roy and Others in:
The Nicest Fuzzy Stories
The improvisers have a tea party and play hopscotch and duck duck goose, except it's FOR REAL.

"One time I fell asleep in a grassy field, and I woke up to find flowers and pretty butterflies tickling my nose!"

I totally want to produce this now as an alternative performance in the upstairs theater while Sickest is going on.

We often have people that leave during the show. Now they have someplace to go to cleanse their palates.

vine311 wrote:

TexasImprovMassacre wrote:What time is it going to be? I have a show that night at coldtowne.

The show starts at 9PM.

lame, our show's at 10. Is that other paper filming this one?

kaci_beeler wrote:Coming Soon, Kaci, Roy and Others in:
The Nicest Fuzzy Stories
The improvisers have a tea party and play hopscotch and duck duck goose, except it's FOR REAL.

"One time I fell asleep in a grassy field, and I woke up to find flowers and pretty butterflies tickling my nose!"

That sounds stunningly adorable like being suckerpunched by a panda!

Rats! I will be watching "True Stories of the Highway Patrol" with host Sheriff John Bunnell.

"I’m Sheriff John Bunnell, I’ve been an officer long enough to know that some things never change; crooks still think they can get away and cops will do anything they can to stop ‘em. It’s always interesting, sometimes terrifying, but it’s never boring. Get ready, you’re about to see what it’s really like."


-Dav

TexasImprovMassacre wrote:

vine311 wrote:

TexasImprovMassacre wrote:What time is it going to be? I have a show that night at coldtowne.

The show starts at 9PM.

lame, our show's at 10. Is that other paper filming this one?

Yeah, I am going to make sure that we film all of the shows from now on.

vine311 wrote:

Dave wrote:

madeline wrote:Also coming soon,

Madeline and Company in:
Mediocre, Long-Winded Tales

A safe, stable journey down a slightly winding road - with no seeming end. Prepare to be...ASLEEP.

"I was at the office and I was going to talk to HR about my parking space but then I realized it was a little cold so I put my sweater on for some reason the office's air conditioning systems are always on really high so I got in the elevator and stopped by the cafeteria and I went to get a coffee because i get sooooo tired in the morning and I got the coffee and was carrying it over to the little station to sweeten it and put some milk in, because i like my coffee like that - but there was no sugar left. I couldn't believe it."

That's actually dirtier than anything I had planned for the poker show.

Me too. I feel queasy now.

Y'all have been pwned.

http://okeimakei.bitacoras.com/pwned.jpg

Hear Ye, Hear Ye.

AIC members get in free to see Sickest this week. So now is the best time to check it out if you have not before.

It is tonight, babies. And you know Vines is going to have some great fucking stories!!!

Come on out all you filthmongers.