Sickest Fucking Stories Sept. 6th

vine311 · Post by **vine311** » August 27th, 2007, 1:49 am

If you haven't seen this show yet, you definitely don't want to miss this one.

Here's the lineup this time around...

Christine Acker (That Other Paper)
Matt Bearden (stand-up, Premium Blend)
Dave Buckman (The Frank Mills)
and Jason Vines (Improv For Evil)
with host/dealer Asaf Ronen

You're in for one hell of a twisted evening folks. If you thought my mind was dirty before, come see what it's like when the filters are off. No topic is taboo. This is gonna be sick.

TexasImprovMassacre · August 27th, 2007, 2:17 am

What time is it going to be? I have a show that night at coldtowne.

kaci_beeler · Post by **kaci_beeler** » August 27th, 2007, 3:11 am

Coming Soon, Kaci, Roy and Others in:
The Nicest Fuzzy Stories
The improvisers have a tea party and play hopscotch and duck duck goose, except it's FOR REAL.

"One time I fell asleep in a grassy field, and I woke up to find flowers and pretty butterflies tickling my nose!"

madeline · Post by **madeline** » August 27th, 2007, 10:40 am

Also coming soon,

Madeline and Company in:
Mediocre, Long-Winded Tales

A safe, stable journey down a slightly winding road - with no seeming end. Prepare to be...ASLEEP.

"I was at the office and I was going to talk to HR about my parking space but then I realized it was a little cold so I put my sweater on for some reason the office's air conditioning systems are always on really high so I got in the elevator and stopped by the cafeteria and I went to get a coffee because i get sooooo tired in the morning and I got the coffee and was carrying it over to the little station to sweeten it and put some milk in, because i like my coffee like that - but there was no sugar left. I couldn't believe it."

Dave · Post by **Dave** » August 27th, 2007, 11:08 am

madeline wrote:Also coming soon,

Madeline and Company in:
Mediocre, Long-Winded Tales

A safe, stable journey down a slightly winding road - with no seeming end. Prepare to be...ASLEEP.

"I was at the office and I was going to talk to HR about my parking space but then I realized it was a little cold so I put my sweater on for some reason the office's air conditioning systems are always on really high so I got in the elevator and stopped by the cafeteria and I went to get a coffee because i get sooooo tired in the morning and I got the coffee and was carrying it over to the little station to sweeten it and put some milk in, because i like my coffee like that - but there was no sugar left. I couldn't believe it."

That's actually dirtier than anything I had planned for the poker show.

vine311 · Post by **vine311** » August 27th, 2007, 11:21 am

Dave wrote:
madeline wrote:Also coming soon,

Madeline and Company in:
Mediocre, Long-Winded Tales

A safe, stable journey down a slightly winding road - with no seeming end. Prepare to be...ASLEEP.

"I was at the office and I was going to talk to HR about my parking space but then I realized it was a little cold so I put my sweater on for some reason the office's air conditioning systems are always on really high so I got in the elevator and stopped by the cafeteria and I went to get a coffee because i get sooooo tired in the morning and I got the coffee and was carrying it over to the little station to sweeten it and put some milk in, because i like my coffee like that - but there was no sugar left. I couldn't believe it."
That's actually dirtier than anything I had planned for the poker show.

Me too. I feel queasy now.

vine311 · Post by **vine311** » August 27th, 2007, 12:56 pm

TexasImprovMassacre wrote:What time is it going to be? I have a show that night at coldtowne.

The show starts at 9PM.

Asaf · Post by **Asaf** » August 27th, 2007, 1:07 pm

kaci_beeler wrote:Coming Soon, Kaci, Roy and Others in:
The Nicest Fuzzy Stories
The improvisers have a tea party and play hopscotch and duck duck goose, except it's FOR REAL.

"One time I fell asleep in a grassy field, and I woke up to find flowers and pretty butterflies tickling my nose!"

I totally want to produce this now as an alternative performance in the upstairs theater while Sickest is going on.

We often have people that leave during the show. Now they have someplace to go to cleanse their palates.

TexasImprovMassacre · August 27th, 2007, 1:29 pm

vine311 wrote:
TexasImprovMassacre wrote:What time is it going to be? I have a show that night at coldtowne.
The show starts at 9PM.

lame, our show's at 10. Is that other paper filming this one?

jose · Post by **jose** » August 27th, 2007, 1:59 pm

kaci_beeler wrote:Coming Soon, Kaci, Roy and Others in:
The Nicest Fuzzy Stories
The improvisers have a tea party and play hopscotch and duck duck goose, except it's FOR REAL.

"One time I fell asleep in a grassy field, and I woke up to find flowers and pretty butterflies tickling my nose!"

That sounds stunningly adorable like being suckerpunched by a panda!

fbillac · Post by **fbillac** » August 27th, 2007, 2:07 pm

Rats! I will be watching "True Stories of the Highway Patrol" with host Sheriff John Bunnell.

"Iâ€™m Sheriff John Bunnell, Iâ€™ve been an officer long enough to know that some things never change; crooks still think they can get away and cops will do anything they can to stop â€˜em. Itâ€™s always interesting, sometimes terrifying, but itâ€™s never boring. Get ready, youâ€™re about to see what itâ€™s really like."

-Dav

Asaf · Post by **Asaf** » August 28th, 2007, 12:48 am

TexasImprovMassacre wrote:
vine311 wrote:
TexasImprovMassacre wrote:What time is it going to be? I have a show that night at coldtowne.
The show starts at 9PM.
lame, our show's at 10. Is that other paper filming this one?

Yeah, I am going to make sure that we film all of the shows from now on.

madeline · Post by **madeline** » August 28th, 2007, 4:49 pm

vine311 wrote:
Dave wrote:
madeline wrote:Also coming soon,

Madeline and Company in:
Mediocre, Long-Winded Tales

A safe, stable journey down a slightly winding road - with no seeming end. Prepare to be...ASLEEP.

"I was at the office and I was going to talk to HR about my parking space but then I realized it was a little cold so I put my sweater on for some reason the office's air conditioning systems are always on really high so I got in the elevator and stopped by the cafeteria and I went to get a coffee because i get sooooo tired in the morning and I got the coffee and was carrying it over to the little station to sweeten it and put some milk in, because i like my coffee like that - but there was no sugar left. I couldn't believe it."
That's actually dirtier than anything I had planned for the poker show.
Me too. I feel queasy now.

Y'all have been pwned.

http://okeimakei.bitacoras.com/pwned.jpg

Asaf · Post by **Asaf** » September 5th, 2007, 12:14 am

Hear Ye, Hear Ye.

AIC members get in free to see Sickest this week. So now is the best time to check it out if you have not before.

Asaf · Post by **Asaf** » September 6th, 2007, 1:06 pm

It is tonight, babies. And you know Vines is going to have some great fucking stories!!!

Come on out all you filthmongers.