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You're trapped 100 miles underground. What do you do?

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You're trapped 100 miles underground in some military installation. Do you...

Poll ended at February 24th, 2007, 2:32 pm

  • turn into the HULK and smash your way out?
  • 1
  • 14%
  • turn into MacGyver and MacGyver your way out?
  • 4
  • 57%
  • turn into James Bond and James Bond your way out with panache?
  • 2
  • 29%
Total votes: 7

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You're trapped 100 miles underground. What do you do?

Post by Evilpandabear »

I've asked this of countless people. Simpe brains vs braun vs panache question. No matter your choice, you are 100% GUARANTEED to get out alive.

I chose HULK because it would require the least amount of effort and would be HI-larious throwing waves upon waves of soldiers into the air with bullets bouncing off my green hided ass. Of course, Bond does get the girl...
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I'll go with brains.

Post by Wesley »

Yeah, but McGyver gets another television show career that lasts nearly 10 years and gets a spin off and fan adoration.

Bond? Fired every 3 movies.
And the hell if I'm gonna be that freak Lou Ferrigno. I'm sorry, I mean Deputy Ferrigno.
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Re: I'll go with brains.

Post by Evilpandabear »

Wesley wrote:Bond? Fired every 3 movies.
Oops. Connery was in 6 bond films and Moore was in 7. You're just upset because the only bond that wore a kilt has the lowest track record of only 1 bond movie & that his only other big movie was the kentucky fried movie . Ouch.
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Post by phlounderphil »

Although Macgyver is more popular, I've based this decision on who has the better theme song...

Shirley Bassey singin Goldfinger has led me to choose James Bond. How could anyone not want to sleep with ladies of many different nationalities while foiling the plans of so many villains? huh?
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