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I'm a paranoid person lately, and I've been getting the feeling that a lot of people probably hate me.

Let's fix this, by posting who we hate!

So, in a few days I can check this post, and those of us who don't hate me will be showered with my love.

Please reply to this post with a list of names of people you hate.

Thanks,
-phil

Thomas Tescea
David Whitehurst
Isaac Connor

that's pretty much it. looks like you're in the clear, phil.

phil, you're one of my top 10 favorite people in austin. seriously.
for the last 12 months the top 4 people i hate haven't changed:

4) the guy who threw a brick through my window
3) a CIA agent who i wish i could kill and get away with it
2) a fat gay jew who i will punch on site
1) jay bernardo

dammit Jay, you've opened my eyes to an even bigger problem...

I hate myself.

goddammit. thanks Jay.

1. I hated Buddy Hinton for making fun of the way Cindy talked until Peter punched him in the face. Then I just felt kinda sorry for him.

2. Perennial Subway Spokesman Jared

Bonnie Cronin
Rebecca Eidenmiller


Phil - I don't know you well enough to hate you. You seem to be a cool dude.

Jews, spics, muslims, blacks, eskimos, Indians, Native Americans, "injuns", wops, Wasps, Aryans, caucasians, malaysians, various sexual persuasians, the guy who doesn't use a blinker, girls who want everything pinker, stinkers, the homeless, the combless, people that keep their gardens gnomeless, Noam Chomsky, Vladovsky, Yuri Gagarin, Yogi the Bear and that little gay Boo-Boo, too, baseball fans, actors with fake tans, mini-van drivers, New Republic suscribers, people who didn't like MacGyver, people that over-liked MacGyver, Maria Schriver, ducks that are lame, people that are maimed, twins that dress the same, anyone else with my name, the host of Match Game, Corey Haim, people eleected to a Hall of Fame, and babies born with their hearts on the outside.
Oh, and women. That about covers it, I think.

Basically, I hate everyone who isn't me and a select little cadre of people I keep close. Of course, I keep my enemies closer, so I guess you'll have to just guess where you stand. Sorry.

I hate myself for loving Wes so much.

c'mon wes, Noam Chomsky? i think you just don't understand him.
we hate what we fear. or something.

I only hate two people, and they're both on my livejournal friends list. So I guess it's kind of a low-grade hate.

Oh yeah, right.

"I'm Noam Chomsky, I have grey hair and glasses. I'm white and smart. You should worship me. I'm a libertarian-socialist, which means I don't have the balls to be either libertarian or socialist, and I have anarcho-syndicalism leanings. That's a big word that means I'm smarter than you AND a better person to boot. You should worship me. Also, I more-or-less invented modern linguistics, so suck it."

That's really all I know about him, which pisses me off and further fuels my burning hatred.

Wesley wrote:Jews, spics, muslims, blacks, eskimos, Indians, Native Americans, "injuns", wops, Wasps, Aryans, caucasians, malaysians, various sexual persuasians, the guy who doesn't use a blinker, girls who want everything pinker, stinkers, the homeless, the combless, people that keep their gardens gnomeless, Noam Chomsky, Vladovsky, Yuri Gagarin, Yogi the Bear and that little gay Boo-Boo, too, baseball fans, actors with fake tans, mini-van drivers, New Republic suscribers, people who didn't like MacGyver, people that over-liked MacGyver, Maria Schriver, ducks that are lame, people that are maimed, twins that dress the same, anyone else with my name, the host of Match Game, Corey Haim, people eleected to a Hall of Fame, and babies born with their hearts on the outside.
Oh, and women.

dood, i'm in the clear! and noam chomsky does suck ass! god, what a total douche.

I don't hate anyone, but I do hate objects.

Like...George Foreman's grill.

I had a top ten hit list of the people I hate, but my ex-boyfriend/slash/CIA operative took them all out as a birthday gift to me. It was really touching! But we ending up growing apart for other reasons. I thought he was too clingy and he didn't like that I couldn't cook (which is true).

So now I can't think of anyone that I hate.

hmmm . . .

i don't think i hate anyone. if someone makes me that unhappy, actively hating them gives them power over me. and that makes me even unhappier. so, i make them lower status than me through apathy. if nothing they can do matters to me, then they are unable to make me unhappy. and then i don't have to hate them.