Austin Improv

So, check it:

ColdTowne has been asked to help produce the Alamo Drafthouse Air Sex Contest. Just like air guitar but air sex.

...get it?

So, we are "pumped" to "do it" because this sort of "thingie" helps to spread the word about other upcoming Alamo Drafthouse-AIC productions (3,2,1 kill, for example on June 19! [REMEMBER YOU MUST ATTEND! It's for the good of the COMMUNITY!]).

So, check it again:
http://www.originalalamo.com/Show.aspx?id=4650

We need people to sign up! Nerd up and get hard for a good cause.
Participants get all sorts of shit: free food, free beer, tickets to go see Transformers and sex*.





*no actual sex involved on ColdTowne's end

I don't know what's more appropriate: or

You forgot to put innuendo quotes around the words "spread" and "upcoming".

What is involved in your producing this show?

Air Guitar, Air Sex, what's the diff? Isn't it all about "fakin it"?

and proper fingering

eh? eh? get it.


kill me

kbadr wrote:and proper fingering

eh? eh? get it.


kill me

Ok.

Asaf wrote:What is involved in your producing this show?

They wanted help in getting people out there to participate and see the show. Mainly to participate. So sign up, kiddies.

also "it", and "sex"

I've seen contradictory info about the following, and I'd like it clarified somehow: Does every contestant in the Air Sex show get a pass to see Alamo's Transformers/Robosaurus show?

Or must one win the contest for that? Or do really well or something?

My point is this: This contest is demeaning for everyone involved.

Why should Coldtowne get involved in something that certainly does not "play to the height of your intelligence?"

For some of us, pretending to have sex instead of actually having sex isn't a game - it's real life.

o brian.
it's just dumb fun.
but most importantly: it's strengthening our relationship w/ the alamo. we want to do things like 3,2,1 kill there...they want us to help out with silly projects, no biggie whoop.

it's supposed to be FUNNY.

The Brigadier wrote:I've seen contradictory info about the following, and I'd like it clarified somehow: Does every contestant in the Air Sex show get a pass to see Alamo's Transformers/Robosaurus show?

Or must one win the contest for that? Or do really well or something?

You participate, you get tickets.

Brian Boyko wrote:My point is this: This contest is demeaning for everyone involved.

Why should Coldtowne get involved in something that certainly does not "play to the height of your intelligence?"

Have sex with the air to the height on your intelligence. Seriously.

I'll do it. Do I sign up online or just tell you I want to do it.

Yeah, yeah, I said 'do it'.

Have we started taking bets on what percentage of the acts end in simulated premature ejaculation jokes, yet?