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Posted: **April 4th, 2007, 9:24 am**

It's all in the title people. I'm really looking to get to the crux of this issue.
Why are the Girls going to get stomped by the boys on Saturday?

Posted: **April 4th, 2007, 10:24 am**

I'm no scientician, but I think it has to do with their collective lack of penii. They're going into the battle unarmed. It's not fair, really.

Posted: **April 4th, 2007, 10:52 am**

Look, while it's true that male genitalia are HILARIOUS...that doesn't translate to boys being funnier than girls.

I don't want to name any names (Amy Pollar), but I have seen lot's and lot's of funny funny girls (Genine garofalo) who are sometimes fierce (Margaret Cho), who are sometimes wacky (Judy Tenuta) and who are just down right adorable (Gilda Radner).

So boys...congratulations on having funny sex parts. I'm not convinced it's going to win you any funniness battles.

Posted: **April 4th, 2007, 10:57 am**

Aden wrote:I don't want to name any names (Amy Pollar), but I have seen lot's and lot's of funny funny girls ... (Margaret Cho)

HAHAHA. Oh, that's a good one. Stereotypically Asian mothers are hilarious.

I agree with your other choices, though.

Posted: **April 4th, 2007, 11:20 am**

Roy Janik wrote:
Aden wrote:I don't want to name any names (Amy Pollar), but I have seen lot's and lot's of funny funny girls ... (list of names of funny women...)
I agree.

Thanks Roy!!

Posted: **April 4th, 2007, 11:25 am**

Aden wrote:Roy!!

Hey! Calm down!

Posted: **April 4th, 2007, 11:31 am**

Roy Janik wrote:
Hey! Aden's awesome....I'd better calm down!

Roy...you're a gem.

Posted: **April 4th, 2007, 11:51 am**

penis

Posted: **April 4th, 2007, 12:13 pm**

Those names aren't very funny when you don't spell them right.

Posted: **April 4th, 2007, 12:29 pm**

I just ate a small cheese wheel. It was soft and of light flavor.

Posted: **April 4th, 2007, 2:13 pm**

Yeah!!! Boys STOMPING ON the weaker sex...

who really just want to be loved and cared for and who shopped all day for their outfits so you'd say they looked impressively snazzy and sexy...

...is REALLY FUNNY, Lamb (you sexest pig).

HA. HA. HA.

Posted: **April 4th, 2007, 2:18 pm**

Ever see a guy stick a helium tank nozzle up his ass? THAT'S funny. Especially the ride to the ER.

Posted: **April 4th, 2007, 3:16 pm**

Mo Daviau wrote:Ever see a guy stick a helium tank nozzle up his ass? THAT'S funny. Especially the ride to the ER.

Mo, you have been added to my (unofficial) list of funny women.

Roy, Margaret Cho....I'm still undecided....

Posted: **April 4th, 2007, 3:35 pm**

Damn fellas, the girls are winning on the internets. Hell, Mo alone is winning.

Posted: **April 4th, 2007, 6:24 pm**

Many girls are funny. Fact.

Margaret Cho is not one of them. Fact.

The facts don't lie, people.

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