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Why aren't girls funny?

Post by beardedlamb »

It's all in the title people. I'm really looking to get to the crux of this issue.
Why are the Girls going to get stomped by the boys on Saturday?
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Post by kbadr »

I'm no scientician, but I think it has to do with their collective lack of penii. They're going into the battle unarmed. It's not fair, really.

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Post by Aden »

Look, while it's true that male genitalia are HILARIOUS...that doesn't translate to boys being funnier than girls.

I don't want to name any names (Amy Pollar), but I have seen lot's and lot's of funny funny girls (Genine garofalo) who are sometimes fierce (Margaret Cho), who are sometimes wacky (Judy Tenuta) and who are just down right adorable (Gilda Radner).

So boys...congratulations on having funny sex parts. I'm not convinced it's going to win you any funniness battles.
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Aden wrote:I don't want to name any names (Amy Pollar), but I have seen lot's and lot's of funny funny girls ... (Margaret Cho)
HAHAHA. Oh, that's a good one. Stereotypically Asian mothers are hilarious.

I agree with your other choices, though.
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Post by Aden »

Roy Janik wrote:
Aden wrote:I don't want to name any names (Amy Pollar), but I have seen lot's and lot's of funny funny girls ... (list of names of funny women...)
I agree.
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Aden wrote:Roy!!
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Hey! Calm down!
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Roy Janik wrote:
Hey! Aden's awesome....I'd better calm down!
Roy...you're a gem.
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Post by ChrisTrew.Com »

Those names aren't very funny when you don't spell them right.
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Post by kaci_beeler »

I just ate a small cheese wheel. It was soft and of light flavor.
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Post by sara farr »

Yeah!!! Boys STOMPING ON the weaker sex...

who really just want to be loved and cared for and who shopped all day for their outfits so you'd say they looked impressively snazzy and sexy...

...is REALLY FUNNY, Lamb (you sexest pig).

HA. HA. HA.
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Post by Mo Daviau »

Ever see a guy stick a helium tank nozzle up his ass? THAT'S funny. Especially the ride to the ER.
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Post by Aden »

Mo Daviau wrote:Ever see a guy stick a helium tank nozzle up his ass? THAT'S funny. Especially the ride to the ER.
Mo, you have been added to my (unofficial) list of funny women.

Roy, Margaret Cho....I'm still undecided....
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Post by shando »

Damn fellas, the girls are winning on the internets. Hell, Mo alone is winning.
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Post by York99 »

Many girls are funny. Fact.

Margaret Cho is not one of them. Fact.

The facts don't lie, people.
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