Austin Improv

Posted: **April 4th, 2007, 9:23 am**

It's here.
An epic battle between two of Austin's best groups (but not two of Austin's best genders) to determine gender supremacy in Austin improv. The audience will decide through a series of votes after short and long form challenges are issued by each team.

Saturday, April 7 - Battle of the Sexes Loca improv legends Available Cupholders vs. local disappointments Girls, Girls, Girls.
The audience alone can decide who the superior sex is when it comes to improv, and that's just what they'll do. This is gonna be a barn burner.

PS - This show will also feature a HUGE REVEAL that might blow your mind.

Saturday April 7 - 10:30pm - The Hideout Downstairs $7 - $10

oh, hell yeah.

Posted: **April 4th, 2007, 9:30 am**

The teams aren't evenly stacked this round without Jen Cargill on the G squad. Who else is willing to rub some other guy's mom off his dick?

I predict that the men will triumph.

Posted: **April 4th, 2007, 4:46 pm**

Just a note that there's no notice of this anywhere on the The Hideout Theatre website. Whoever does something about that should probably.... do something about that.

Posted: **April 4th, 2007, 5:04 pm**

Justin Davis wrote:Just a note that there's no notice of this anywhere on the The Hideout Theatre website. Whoever does something about that should probably.... do something about that.

its probably some guy. seriously. lay off the horse porn.

Posted: **April 6th, 2007, 1:24 am**

oh my god. i'm working on this huge reveal right now and i can't get out of my mind how fucking sweet it's going to be. i'm talking, in the top 5 improv moments of 2007, globally.

i don't mean to build this up, but it's killing me. i just want everyone to know what it is.

i'll give you a hint:

1 of 3

also, girls are lame ( not part of the hint. [ or is it? { no. }])

Posted: **April 6th, 2007, 3:00 pm**

Hey, cool, I see a notice up on the Hideout's website, but it's only for the Available Cupholders. No mention of Girls, Girls, Girls or the sexy battle that will ensue.

I guess that means Available Cupholders already won. Congratulations, Cupholders!

Posted: **April 6th, 2007, 3:14 pm**

Wait. Its a sexy battle??? I've got to rethink my wardrobe.

Posted: **April 6th, 2007, 4:38 pm**

"Wait, it's a sexy battle?? I've got to rethink my wardrobe."
Jules, women like us can't ever really turn it off. I'm sure your clothes are fine.

Posted: **April 6th, 2007, 4:39 pm**

I'm quite sure my outfit will elicit a reaction. Of some kind anyway....

Posted: **April 6th, 2007, 8:23 pm**

just a warning about tickets. the classic AIC rule applies. It's free for AIC people but only if paid seats are not taken. So, we won't be seating any AIC people until 10:25. If you are an AIC person and would like to be guaranteed a ticket, please purchase one at the desired level ($7 - $10)

if you are female, please go to my house and do my laundry. you fucked it up last time and now my socks won't stay up.

thanks, ya'lls.
jeremy

Posted: **April 7th, 2007, 6:33 pm**

boys can't bump.

Posted: **April 7th, 2007, 8:02 pm**

They can only leave sticky stains and disappoint their girlfriends.

Posted: **April 8th, 2007, 1:47 am**

I saw the end of this show... And Shannon himself called for a REMATCH next year. I love the big reveal, but I missed the actual reveal (had to come late to the show). Please post the video!!!

Posted: **April 8th, 2007, 1:49 am**

Rematch against WHO? Cupholders are coed now.

Posted: **April 8th, 2007, 2:21 am**

beardedlamb wrote:oh my god. i'm working on this huge reveal right now and i can't get out of my mind how fucking sweet it's going to be.

That was super fucking sweet. No lie.