Austin Improv

Trust me.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=sX3rbrvHFaY

Can I get some subtitles?

I cannot understand a single goddamn thing that dude is saying. Except for the free pizza part. I get that LOUD and CLEAR.

I don't know what I enjoy more about this...that you were obviously making fun of him...or the way he delivered the pizza deal in the same way he delivered the punchlines.

my favorite blonde joke from middle school was what's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? you can only fit about 3 guys into a phone booth at at time. my most often told blonde joke in middle school was what's the first thing a blonde does when she wakes up in the morning? walks home.

It seems like the jokes are as follows:

Q: What's the other meaning of forever?
A: Four dumb blondes at a four-way stop.

Q: What do you call a smart blonde?
A: A golden retriever.

Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.

Q: What do you call a dumb blonde that dyes her hair red or brown?
A: Artificial intelligence. [followed by absolutely unintelligible nonsense]

I love how he constantly attaches "dumb" to "blonde", basically negating the whole point of blonde jokes.

Until now, this was the only gas station video I'd ever cared about.

You've changed my world, Mr. Trew.

What wasn't captured on film was the guy telling me a Boudreaux joke and using a Cajun accent over his already thick drawl. I had to wait until he paused to give the fake laughter at the punchline.