Once, and everyday, till one day....

craigy · Post by **craigy** » January 17th, 2006, 4:34 pm

There once was a Tax collector name Ty who hated being mean...

valetoile · Post by **valetoile** » January 17th, 2006, 5:12 pm

and every day, as we awoke to begin his rounds, he would sigh at the the duties and potential need for mean-ness that faced him.

kbadr · Post by **kbadr** » January 17th, 2006, 5:37 pm

Until one day he arrived at the door of a sweet old lady, and he couldn't bear telling her that he was there to collect $5000.

Evilpandabear · Post by **Evilpandabear** » January 17th, 2006, 5:40 pm

and because of that he stood outside her doorstep for an hour in the pouring rain, lost in internal struggle.

kaci_beeler · Post by **kaci_beeler** » January 17th, 2006, 5:49 pm

...and because of that he came down with an awful cold.

Wesley · Post by **Wesley** » January 17th, 2006, 6:01 pm

and because of that, he had to go to the hospital where he was treated by the old lady's son.

beardedlamb · Post by **beardedlamb** » January 17th, 2006, 6:10 pm

Until finally Ty told him how he had gotten the cold.

phlounderphil · Post by **phlounderphil** » January 17th, 2006, 6:33 pm

And ever since that day, Ty has been working as an assisstant to the sweet old ailing lady and making much less money, but feeling much happier.

Evilpandabear · Post by **Evilpandabear** » January 17th, 2006, 7:42 pm

once there was an underground cock fighting ring in austin, texas.

craigy · Post by **craigy** » January 17th, 2006, 10:35 pm

and everyday the losing cocks were sold and served at Pluckers..

Wesley · Post by **Wesley** » January 18th, 2006, 12:27 am

Until one day, a losing cock named Mikel escaped from the Pluckers kitchen and went to the police.

phlounderphil · Post by **phlounderphil** » January 18th, 2006, 2:29 am

and because of that, the cops closed every Pluckers in town and exposed the underground cockring for what it was!

deroosisonfire · Post by **deroosisonfire** » January 18th, 2006, 9:41 am

and because of that thousands of college students were hungry late at night . . .

mdalonzo · Post by **mdalonzo** » January 18th, 2006, 1:38 pm

and because of that, the college students grew angry and executed an underground revolt, cutting all communication to and from Central Texas

beardedlamb · Post by **beardedlamb** » January 18th, 2006, 1:58 pm

until finally, the federal govt sent in troops to keep central texas from enjoying it's own sovereignty from the rest of the state.

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