Austin Improv

Not Lobsters, mind you. Just saying.

Cheddar Bay Biscuits. I rest my case.

When I lived at the Pearl St Co-Op, we used to make Cheddar Bay biscuits. It's just a box of Bisquick with a bunch of cheddar cheese added.

Cheddar Bay sounds like it's in Wisconsin, and heavily polluted with dairy runoff.

the best biscuits in the world:

Copeland's in New Orleans.
Each biscuit has more calories than a Big Mac.

that's a serious goddamn biscuit.

Julie, I think that your public proclamation of Red Lobster hatred is closely tied to having that Barenaked Ladies song in your head for two whole days. You're taking out your frustrations on a garish seafood chain restaurant and their pasty and culturally-stymied patronage.

Or you're just being a provocateur.

its my mom's favorite place to go when she comes into town (which in and of itself is an entire sad story) and it always seems so ungodly delicious at the time. I'm still belching from the grease abused little scallops.

I had a friend who proposed to his girl there. They're still happily married.

that's some redemption. I'll tone down the hate.

Salty garlicy cheesey buttery biscuits.

**Homer-like drool**

The rest of their stuff is crap.