Nocturnal Emissions

HerrHerr · Post by **HerrHerr** » November 10th, 2006, 4:02 pm

Well, boys...

...sweet nostalic self love in the dreamworld.

Discuss.

Roy Janik · Post by **Roy Janik** » November 10th, 2006, 4:08 pm

I always wake up too soon. always.

Jastroch · Post by **Jastroch** » November 10th, 2006, 4:25 pm

I only dream in cubism.

acrouch · Post by **acrouch** » November 10th, 2006, 4:28 pm

Jastroch wrote:I only dream in cubism.

Ouch.

vine311 · Post by **vine311** » November 10th, 2006, 4:42 pm

Jastroch wrote:I only dream in cubism.

So, is that a square peg in a round hole or the other way around?

Jastroch · Post by **Jastroch** » November 10th, 2006, 4:48 pm

vine311 wrote:
Jastroch wrote:I only dream in cubism.
So, is that a square peg in a round hole or the other way around?

Yes.

beardedlamb · Post by **beardedlamb** » November 10th, 2006, 5:42 pm

never had one. never heard of it happening to someone else. convinced it doesn't exist. apparently it's supposed to be from some sort of backup of manufactured little guys... a clearance sale of liquidating proportions.
for me, i can't imagine ever having a surplus. i'm making too many sales.

andrea · Post by **andrea** » November 10th, 2006, 7:30 pm

anyone ever see gilda radner's impression of a man nocturnally emitting?

hilarious.

vine311 · Post by **vine311** » November 10th, 2006, 8:07 pm

beardedlamb wrote:never had one. never heard of it happening to someone else. convinced it doesn't exist. apparently it's supposed to be from some sort of backup of manufactured little guys... a clearance sale of liquidating proportions.
for me, i can't imagine ever having a surplus. i'm making too many sales.

I had one. I was probably 12 or 13 at the time. Unfortunately I was spending the night at my grandmother's house which made it extra special creepy. Also it burned, I thought I needed to go to the hospital.

phlounderphil · Post by **phlounderphil** » November 11th, 2006, 12:15 am

Dammit if I didn't think this thread would involved an enlightened political debate about the effects of outdated vehicular exhaust systems on owls and bats.

Consider me delightfully surprised.

ratliff · Post by **ratliff** » November 11th, 2006, 12:34 am

What Lamb said, except for the 'sales' part. I give away my love for free.

Also, in a trend that closely replicates the viewing of pornography, I note that there are a lot of men on the 'ladies-only' thread but only one woman on the 'men-only' thread.

Mo Daviau · Post by **Mo Daviau** » November 11th, 2006, 1:48 am

I once had a really dirty dream involving James van der Beek from Dawson's Creek. Does that count?

kaci_beeler · Post by **kaci_beeler** » November 11th, 2006, 3:11 am

Girls can have similar dreams and similar results...so this isn't really a "men-only" thread. Sorry guys.

Andy P · Post by **Andy P** » November 11th, 2006, 9:53 am

I remember my first one. I put it under my pillow during the day and got all my baby teeth back.

deroosisonfire · Post by **deroosisonfire** » November 11th, 2006, 3:26 pm

beardedlamb wrote:for me, i can't imagine ever having a surplus. i'm making too many sales.

thanks for reminding me, i owe you some change.