Lines Brian wants to use in a sketch if he ever writes one.
Posted: October 29th, 2006, 2:56 am
Can I have a minigun? I swear, how harmful could it be? It's so -tiny!- People would be like, hey, that's not a gun, that's a tiny little thing. Then they'd laugh at me, and I'd try to kill myself with it, but when I put the barrel in my mouth, I'd accidentally swallow it. That would be funny but I bet it would hurt when I poop.