MATH LESSON
Improvisors behaving badly.
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- beardedlamb Offline
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MATH LESSON
you, me, and greg = NO BALLS
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A REAL MATH LESSON - This one with an ACTUAL equation!
3 nights of free box-office work for the cupholders
3 WORKSHOPS arranged FOR Jeremy Lamb BY myself
27 Jury/Cupholder/Bearded Lamb shows attended by myself and friends
+ 1 stupid, insulting, pointless post on improv forum
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3 asswipes and a TOTAL DICKWAD disguised as a talented troupe
3 nights of free box-office work for the cupholders
3 WORKSHOPS arranged FOR Jeremy Lamb BY myself
27 Jury/Cupholder/Bearded Lamb shows attended by myself and friends
+ 1 stupid, insulting, pointless post on improv forum
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3 asswipes and a TOTAL DICKWAD disguised as a talented troupe
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- beardedlamb Offline
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i shall never talk trash again. my apologies.
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Mom...Dad...why are you yelling? I was trying to sleep so Santa would bring me presents, but I don't think he's going to visit if Daddy keeps throwing those beer bottles at the fireplace...
If Jeremy stops talking trash, I'm suing You, Me, and/or Greg.
If Jeremy stops talking trash, I'm suing You, Me, and/or Greg.
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You work your life away and what do they give?
You're only killing yourself to live
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- phlounderphil Offline
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Sorry Beard.
The title of this section of the forum is of course, improvisers behaving badly. So I decided to behave badly. Of course, I made the mistaken assumption that this was written AFTER our horrible Loss to your gracious troupe in the cagematch.
Next time I'll take my time to check the . . . time . . . of other's posts.
Also, as a token of my apology, please accept these useful tidbits about You Me & Greg for use in future insults.
- Me (Phil) could not tie his shoes until the age of 12 and was deathly afraid of thunder until the age 13
- You (Doug) whistles like a girly girl.
- Greg (Greg) doesn't know the difference between a Laser and an Inkjet printer.
- You lost a spelling bee to a mentally challenged child in the fourth grade, the winning word spelled was "A-U-T-I-S-M"
- Me actually has no balls.
- Me fetishizes improv suggestion taking, to the point of sick sexual fantasies involving ask-fors, and tons of improvised masturbation.
- Greg once forgot he had toes for 10 days straight.
- You is thoroughly convinced that he was Rudolph Hess in a past life.
- Me's hair is dyed dark brown [Herbal Essence's Chocolate Velvet], his natural color is often referred to as "Homo-blonde".
- Greg never learned to stand upright.
- You has a lazy eye, his good eye pays the rent and won't stop pestering the lazy one to get a goddamned job already.
Very sorry for any confusion.
The title of this section of the forum is of course, improvisers behaving badly. So I decided to behave badly. Of course, I made the mistaken assumption that this was written AFTER our horrible Loss to your gracious troupe in the cagematch.
Next time I'll take my time to check the . . . time . . . of other's posts.
Also, as a token of my apology, please accept these useful tidbits about You Me & Greg for use in future insults.
- Me (Phil) could not tie his shoes until the age of 12 and was deathly afraid of thunder until the age 13
- You (Doug) whistles like a girly girl.
- Greg (Greg) doesn't know the difference between a Laser and an Inkjet printer.
- You lost a spelling bee to a mentally challenged child in the fourth grade, the winning word spelled was "A-U-T-I-S-M"
- Me actually has no balls.
- Me fetishizes improv suggestion taking, to the point of sick sexual fantasies involving ask-fors, and tons of improvised masturbation.
- Greg once forgot he had toes for 10 days straight.
- You is thoroughly convinced that he was Rudolph Hess in a past life.
- Me's hair is dyed dark brown [Herbal Essence's Chocolate Velvet], his natural color is often referred to as "Homo-blonde".
- Greg never learned to stand upright.
- You has a lazy eye, his good eye pays the rent and won't stop pestering the lazy one to get a goddamned job already.
Very sorry for any confusion.