Austin Improv

Greetings all!

On Saturday, October 7th, the Blue Maestro will be returning to the Blank Show at 11:30.

I'll be directing ( A first for me) and will need many perverted minds to come out to offend the Austin masses.

So if you want to play or even co-direct, just sign up here. If I can manage it, we'll even have a trophy for the winner.

So dust off that old stack of porn, hit the internet for new material, or even ask your creepy old neighbor in the Waffen SS uniform for ideas. Hopefully this will be the best show yet!

Count me in fucktards.

i am out of town for dis. i suck for dat.

I am so there! I'll have to buy new panties...

I am there. With dead baby jokes for all.

Jessica wrote:I am so there! I'll have to buy new panties...

If you were really committed to Blue Maestro, panties would not be an issue.

well said, ratliff.

I've been saving placentae for this.

nice use of the correct plural form, andibus. convenit es.

You know I'll be there with all my plancetas and fetusi and horrible pluralization of word.

Also, with racism.

Lots of it.

mostly fake though.

except for the fucking hungarians, god I hate those melons.

We will also accept placentas. Both the plural spelling and actual placentas. Please send all internal body tissue to:

Andy P
University of Wyoming
1000 E. University Ave.
Mailstop RU486
Laramie, WY 82071

A big thank you and mad props to all who came out to partake in the latest Blue Maestro. Though the audience was small you put on a big show. It's nice to know we have a hell of a lot of sick and talented improvisors lurking around Austin.

Thanks for coming out and making it a really great show.