Austin Improv

that's what you might be thinking about tonight. i'm going to be at my new house sitting on my deck watching the UT football game tonight. i don't like yelling at the tv by myself. it makes me feel weird. so, join me, won't you, whether you like football or not. we'll do party quirks during half time.

call, pm, email. it's all useful when trying to to contact me. fyi, the game is at 7pm and i live off oak crest just south of oltorf and just west of s. 1st. fyi, the game will probably be around 3 hours.
fyi, we must win this game!

fybeard

Dude, you're like my neighbor almost.

And you're across the street from Roy.

We should set up the South Austin Improv Collective. We could do shows on your deck.

Yeah, you're really close to me too. Neat.

I'd join you if I didn't have a show tonight. Another time...

Two words: ranch rub.

ranch rub. i'm not sure what you're referring to but i just bought a new bed and i have a really long tongue.
i'm thinking about walking over to roy's one day covered in blood just to see what happens. it's weird for me to be able to walk to a friend's house.

Ranch Rub = awesome cheap marinated meat at HEB
Ranch Rub does not = sensual massage administered at the KB Ranch...though it could if you're extra special nice.

We should host a progressive dinner- each perrson has a different course at their house, and everyone walks from one house to the next for each course.

valetoile wrote:We should host a progressive dinner- each perrson has a different course at their house, and everyone walks from one house to the next for each course.

I did that for Girl Scouts once. I think I threw a tantrum. Maybe that was only the Halloween event where I wanted to leave because I couldn't win any of the games so they physically stopped me from exiting the building. Or maybe it was the Holiday Gift Exchange where I got a pair of socks while everyone else got Bonne Bell lipgloss and colorful plastic jewlery so I verbally called out unfairness of the gift exchange until the gift giver began to cry...
I hate the Girl Scouts.

valetoile wrote:We should host a progressive dinner

Progressive is just the new term for liberal, which is another word for communism.

I'm tired of Val pushing her commy agenda on the rest of us.

OK, how bout a regressive dinner, wherre we eat dessert first?

I'd rather an aggressive dinner where we all throw meatballs at each other.

Or a digressive dinner, where we start with our pinkies out and end up just plopping our faces into food troughs.

How about an ingressive dinner where fill up a hot tub with stew, get in and chow down?

or a transgressive dinner

where we begin with a list of absurd rules and each dinnergoer must break all of the rules by the end of the night.

submissive dinner

Where you're fed while tied up....oh yeah, and beaten with rhubarb stalks

A sieve dinner, where everything has been strained prior to preparation. Or is served in a sieve.