Instructions

jillybee72 · Post by **jillybee72** » August 28th, 2012, 8:35 pm

Step One: procure 15 kinds of lemonade.

JLOgan · Post by **JLOgan** » August 28th, 2012, 11:17 pm

step 2: ?

hujhax · Post by **hujhax** » August 29th, 2012, 12:12 am

Caveats to step one: limeade is not acceptable; alcoholic variants of lemonade are permitted, so long as they comprise at least 75% traditional lemonade ingredients.

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That's the hidden blessing of insurmountable problems... no sense in trying to surmount them, so go grab a beer.
-- David Lampe

Spots · Post by **Spots** » August 29th, 2012, 3:51 am

Step Two: Erect a Ladder

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell · August 29th, 2012, 9:49 am

step 3: giggle at the word "erect."

Brad Hawkins · Post by **Brad Hawkins** » August 29th, 2012, 10:47 am

Step 4: Holding large grey squirrel in one hand, apply Crisco liberally with the other.

Spots · Post by **Spots** » August 29th, 2012, 11:28 am

Step 5: Hire two Private Eyes and give them each other's address.

hujhax · Post by **hujhax** » August 29th, 2012, 12:31 pm

Caveat to step five: while interacting with either investigator, you must listen to the classic Hall & Oates track "Private Eyes".

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anLfoy2XsFw[/youtube]

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peter rogers @ home | http://hujhax.livejournal.com

Starting a startup is like science, in that you have to follow the truth wherever it leads. In the rest of the world, people don't start things till they're sure what they want to do, and once started, they tend to continue on their initial path even if it's mistaken.
-- Paul Graham, on startups

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell · August 29th, 2012, 12:54 pm

Step 6: Hire a keytarist to score all relevant action sequences.

Post by **happywaffle** » August 29th, 2012, 2:00 pm

Step 7: Order a Peanut Buster Parfait with extra peanuts.

hujhax · Post by **hujhax** » August 29th, 2012, 2:59 pm

Addendum to Step 7: a homemade Peanut Buster Parfait is permitted, provided you yourself add extra peanuts to the dessert.

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peter rogers @ home | http://hujhax.livejournal.com

I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind's sole purpose on this planet.
-- Bill Hicks

hujhax · Post by **hujhax** » August 29th, 2012, 3:00 pm

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell wrote:Step 6: Hire a keytarist to score all relevant action sequences.

(We can argue that this, in addition to being an absolutely vital step in this particular process, is also just a good rule for life in general.)

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peter rogers @ home | http://hujhax.livejournal.com

Why would you stop making people laugh? Why would you say, “I don’t want to do that anymore”?
-- Bob Newhart

KathyRose · Post by **KathyRose** » August 29th, 2012, 3:38 pm

hujhax wrote:
Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell wrote:Step 6: Hire a keytarist to score all relevant action sequences.
(We can argue that this, in addition to being an absolutely vital step in this particular process, is also just a good rule for life in general.)

Crap! I knew I was doing it wrong!
Goddamn kazoo...

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell · August 29th, 2012, 3:52 pm

KathyRose wrote:
hujhax wrote:
Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell wrote:Step 6: Hire a keytarist to score all relevant action sequences.
(We can argue that this, in addition to being an absolutely vital step in this particular process, is also just a good rule for life in general.)
Crap! I knew I was doing it wrong!
Goddamn kazoo...

THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DEVIATION! THE INSTRUCTIONS ARE ALL!

LisaJackson · Post by **LisaJackson** » August 29th, 2012, 5:39 pm

Step 8: Drink all the lemonade and eat the Peanut Buster Parfait.