Austin Improv

Fellow Producers!

As you know we have been tasked by the Head of the Studio to write the best-selling motion picture of all time. He wants a film that audiences will climb over a mountain of dung to go see!

Studio Exec is requesting we use all of our resources and brainpower on this one. That's why he's demanding we just take old films and slightly repackage them.

You know! What the people want!

How this game works is when we hit a new page, any of us can post a new trailer. Then we start pitching THAT remake. And so on.
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Guys! The manure has hit the fan! It's pitch session time! The Studio Exec says we must remake Howard Hughe's "The Conqueror." He insists audiences are dying to see this film reimagined. Now I can't imagine improving upon the original but it's my ass if we don't come up with something. Team, I need ideas now!!!


[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lq1K0Y-I6vg[/youtube]

Can we make it more of an ensemble piece, like "The Expendables"? Get Vin Diesel and The Rock and Colin Farrell and Dolph Lundgren in there!

Instead of Ghengis Khan, the guy is an emo nerd who works at a record store! Right? So instead of invading with his Mongrol Horde he slowly beings to replace albums he doesn't like with obscure music!

We need a love interest for the Emo guy. Someone hot, but we "ugly her up" by putting glasses on her and dressing her in bland but quirky clothing. She secretly loves the Emo nerd, but she's dating the Assistant Manager and he's a sexist jerk who mistreats her. Then we do a whole subplot on how the emo guy and nerd chick get together.