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Best Show Lines 2057
Posted: August 22nd, 2012, 2:32 pm
by joplin
Put yr classic remembrances from 2057 right here.
Power Being: GRRRRZZZZZ Bargle.
Floating Green Mist: Look I'll pay rent tomorrow.
Power Being: (evaporates)
Floating Green Mist: (still floating green mist)
Tom Booker in Confidence Men's Hover/Holo-Show at SXSW
Posted: August 22nd, 2012, 3:27 pm
by jkg79
"Fuck"
Re: Tom Booker in Confidence Men's Hover/Holo-Show at SXSW
Posted: August 22nd, 2012, 3:33 pm
by joplin
Joshgill wrote:"Fuck"
Future classic!
Posted: August 22nd, 2012, 3:55 pm
by JediImprov
Cosmic Truth Vending Machine: Welcome to Cosmic Truth, how may be of service to you?
Customer: Uh, Im lost. Isn't there supposed to be a Wendy's around here?
Cosmic Truth Vending Machine: Ah yes, Wendy Of The Wilds, a contemplative poem that examines our base nature, circa 2036. The basis...
Customer: No ass hat, I was talking about the burger joint, where is it?
Cosmic Truth Vending Machine: Profound! A rhetorical question that deals with mankind's tendency to be impulsive, reactionary, subtly presented through metaphor. Are you by chance a philosopher? Perhaps a poet?
Customer (unzipping fly): Yeah, sure, Im a poet alright *Warm stream hits the vending machine.