King of the Hill

[sara farr]

This is a game. You have to become king of the hill, and pull out all the stops to stay there! Get the previous poster off the hill and become King or Queen of the Hill! But... try not to kill anyone.

I'll go first.

Since there's no one there yet, I just walk up the hill, stand on top and yell "I'M QUEEN OF THE HILL!"

[SarahMarie]

Look Sara Farr!

Some hot glue guns and some google eyes and some colorful pipe cleaners and some foam core and some felt are all set up at that table at the bottom of the hill and Jim Henson is sitting there making puppets!

Wouldn't you like to go down and make puppets with Jim Henson?

**waits**

HA HA!!! NOW I AM QUEEN OF THE HILL!

FEAR MY WRATHFUL WRATHY WRATH!

[Mike]

Sarah Marie!

Look, a whole bunch of little shiny treasures, White Wolf Vampire-based game books, AND this:





All of that stuff just sitting at the bottom of the hill and looking lonely.


**steps aside to avoid being run over**

*Takes out war hammer*

THIS HILL IS MINE!
WOE TO THOSE WHO TROD UPON IT!

[SarahMarie]

GLITTER VAMPIRE BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell]

::shakes fist up at hill::

MARQUIS!!!

[sara farr]

<Sits at the bottom of the hill constructing a mass of animatronic Pipe Cleaner Army Men from the google eyes, colorful pipe cleaners, foam core and felt she finds at the bottom of the hill. "CAPTURE THE MEAT" I cry as my Pipe Cleaner Army Men lift and carry "Mike" off the hill.>>

With the way clear, I climb and plant my standard in the hill's peak, calling out "Queen of the Hill!!!!"

[jillybee72]

*unzips Sara Farr suit*

Queen of the Hill!!

[valetoile]

*asks Jill if she can come up and be queen for a while, please*

[sara farr]

*I ask Valerie Ward to model an irresistibly fashionable feathered hat which starts flapping when she puts it on, carrying her off the hill*

I race up the hill and shout, "Queen of the Hill!"

[Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell]

i build a taller and way cooler hill right next door, declare myself king of it and annex the former hill as my foothill.

hail to the King, baby.

[SarahMarie]

The sparkle bunnicula's and I emerge from a door that opens to a tunnel in the side of Jordan's hill.

The trap door we've built from beneath him opens, and Jordan falls into a cage in the middle of the center of the bottom of his hill.

The bunnies put down their pick axes and carry me gloriously to my thrown on top of the hill.

QUEEN!!!

[Ryan Hill]

My name is Hill. I'm doing a format at the Institution tonight called "King of the Hill."

*DROP THE MIC*

[Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell]

The sparkle bunnicula's and I emerge from a door that opens to a tunnel in the side of Jordan's hill.

The trap door we've built from beneath him opens, and Jordan falls into a cage in the middle of the center of the bottom of his hill.

The bunnies put down their pick axes and carry me gloriously to my thrown on top of the hill.

QUEEN!!!

it's a fair cop...

[Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell]

My name is Hill. I'm doing a format at the Institution tonight called "King of the Hill."

*DROP THE MIC*

I cast Ryan in a show. He immediately breaks his leg. I graciously offer to take over his kingly duties while he recuperates.

PRINCE REGENT OF THE HILL!

[sara farr]

*I fly to Minneapolis where I have some friends producing an indy film on the importance of the Dragonfly in their lake ecology. They want to shrink someone down to the size of a dragonfly for a bugs eye view of their world. I bribe them to hire Jordan for the job. They call him up, he excepts and leaves the hill to pack for his adventure.*

QUEEN of the HILL!