Austin Improv

i'm going to paint tiny Kaci faces between the bricks of the Rock Opera set!

i'm going to have Kaci and Roy's last names legally changed to "Dangermouse"!

i'm going to get the Hideout Marquis drunk until he tells me where the gold is hidden!

i'm going to teach Val's chickens kung fu!

i'm going to walk around Kareem's apartment with the lights out wearing a wife beater, chain smoking, drinking straight from the bottle and monloguing out loud about "dames"!

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell wrote:i'm going to walk around Kareem's apartment with the lights out wearing a wife beater, chain smoking, drinking straight from the bottle and monloguing out loud about "dames"!

Well, the neighbors won't know he's gone...

I'll also be premiering my new show - "Janik Sings Katy Perry!"

I'll start a competing business called "Sweet Victual" where I buy Sweet Ritual ice cream and then add bacon to it.

…Okay it's not so much a "competing business" as "a thing I will do before eating it all myself."

I'm going to get an Australian Shepard dog that is over EIGHT FEET TALL and name it 8PM!!!

I'm going to form a new troupe called "Supercalifragalisticexpialadocious" and get a tattoo of Dick Van Dyke on four different parts of my body.

I'm eating all of Kaci's dessert paintings.

KathyRose wrote:I'm eating all of Kaci's dessert paintings.

Y'know - this one crossed my mind

KathyRose wrote:I'm eating all of Kaci's dessert paintings.

I will hold your hair when you get the painting burps.

mpbrockman wrote:

KathyRose wrote:I'm eating all of Kaci's dessert paintings.

Y'know - this one crossed my mind

thought I'd best claim it quickly. At my age, I need the extra fiber.

jillybee72 wrote:

KathyRose wrote:I'm eating all of Kaci's dessert paintings.

I will hold your hair when you get the painting burps.

Why, thank you, Jill! You are so terribly thoughtful!
Terribly.
p.s. in preparation, I've ordered the acetone Tums.

I'm gonna put on a football helmet and crash my head into as many breakable objects and walls at the Hideout that I can find.

AmyA wrote:I'm going to form a new troupe called "Supercalifragalisticexpialadocious" and get a tattoo of Dick Van Dyke on four different parts of my body.

BAHAHAHAHAHA!

I'm gonna host a "Just Dance 3" tournament at the Dino Moonbase.

I shall call him New Kareem, I made him from toothpicks and olives and a little bit of yarn.

I will wash, and secretly return all the things that I stole when they went to Hawaii.

I will wash, and secretly return, the Hideout Marquis.