i am so poor...

beardedlamb · Post by **beardedlamb** » July 25th, 2006, 6:19 pm

i am so poor...

today i drove around looking for a parking meter that already had time on it.

Mike · Post by **Mike** » July 25th, 2006, 6:44 pm

I am so poor ...

I can't even pay attention.

Brian Boyko · Post by **Brian Boyko** » July 26th, 2006, 12:34 am

I am so poor...

I moved away from Austin to live with my parents; who are now going so far as to pay for my student loan bills because I cannot make ends meet; I have had very few leads for jobs except for one through a staffing agency in a city one hour away; I have had little to no luck securing a position, and I am writing material for a roleplaying game magazine which pays me about $1.00 for each hour of work I put into it, but the money's not the point it's just the sanity factor - I have absolutely no friends in the area because my parents moved to a conservative paradise where there are few 20-somethings and the ones that are here are 20-somethings with conservative outlooks.

I am so poor that I am literally unable to fend for myself and would be homeless if I didn't have my parents to rely on. I am so poor that I can't afford to rent movies on 99 cent night unless I borrow 99 cents. I am so poor that I now dream full, 3-act existentialist plays.

Evilpandabear · Post by **Evilpandabear** » July 26th, 2006, 8:35 am

I am so poor...

that I am forced to eat for less than $2 a day and virtually all my water comes from a fountain in the subway.

improvstitute · Post by **improvstitute** » July 26th, 2006, 10:02 am

I am so poor...

that I ran out of food last night and had to resort to eating my son for dinner.

The good news is that now I have alot more time for improv...and that don't cost a dime!!!

Jastroch · Post by **Jastroch** » July 26th, 2006, 1:43 pm

I am rich in spirit.

Wesley · Post by **Wesley** » July 26th, 2006, 2:12 pm

It's because of spirits that I'm poor.

ratliff · Post by **ratliff** » July 26th, 2006, 2:23 pm

I'm so poor I scam Nigerians.

Jules · Post by **Jules** » July 26th, 2006, 3:45 pm

I'm rich in irony. But not ironing.

Jill Morris · Post by **Jill Morris** » August 2nd, 2006, 4:23 pm

I am so poor that I light hundred dollar bills on fire for fun.