Tiny Bat Fedoras

jillybee72 · Post by **jillybee72** » April 12th, 2012, 2:25 pm

I wanted to ask your guyses opinion.

Should I open a bat haberdashery? A baterdashery? I just think bats would look so cute in little fedoras in fun colors. I could find millions of customers right under the Congress Ave Bridge. At first I was nervous because they're lady bats, but then I thought about how great Brittney Spears looked in her fedora.

What do you guys think?

kbadr · Post by **kbadr** » April 12th, 2012, 2:34 pm

Well, that about wraps it up for Jill Bernard. Anyone want to send some care packages to her new padded home?

Brad Hawkins · Post by **Brad Hawkins** » April 12th, 2012, 2:36 pm

Jill, is this your way of announcing you're moving to Austin?

(Also, bats haven't worn hats since the Kennedy administration. They're very fashion-conscious.)

shando · Post by **shando** » April 12th, 2012, 2:37 pm

Jill, next time you're in town I want to do a show with you called Tiny Bat Fedoras.

In fact, let me know when you're here next and I will submit us to the Fringe. Hugs.

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell · April 12th, 2012, 2:57 pm

they look good in bowlers in Sandman, so i think you could be on to something...

Post by **happywaffle** » April 12th, 2012, 5:00 pm

kbadr wrote:Well, that about wraps it up for Jill Bernard. Anyone want to send some care packages to her new padded home?

Actually they just added padding to the HUGE Theater stage. She doesn't even know anything is different.

Mike · Post by **Mike** » April 12th, 2012, 5:31 pm

I would have thought the perfect hats for bats would be ones like Jayne wore in Firefly.

jillybee72 · Post by **jillybee72** » April 12th, 2012, 6:01 pm

OMG in May we're covering the stage at HUGE in this specialty material they use to make skateboard ramps. I am not even kidding.

Shannon, I would do any show named anything as long as you were in it.

shando · Post by **shando** » April 12th, 2012, 9:13 pm

jillybee72 wrote: Shannon, I would do any show named anything as long as you were in it.

Awww.

sara farr · Post by **sara farr** » April 13th, 2012, 12:31 am

Jill as Baterella...

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell · April 13th, 2012, 8:45 am

Mike wrote:I would have thought the perfect hats for bats would be ones like Jayne wore in Firefly.

pretty cunning, dontcha think?

Post by **happywaffle** » April 13th, 2012, 9:10 am

Last night's Escorts show involved little caps for chickens.

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell · April 13th, 2012, 9:13 am

happywaffle wrote:Last night's Escorts show involved little caps for chickens.

are they doing a Walden format?

mpbrockman · Post by **mpbrockman** » April 13th, 2012, 9:52 am

Geez Jill, they're Mexican free-tail bats. They need sombreros - not headgear associated with (in no particular order): Tom Landry, bootleggers and Indiana Jones.

Given any thought to the dispensation of all the insect "currency" you'll be receiving should this catch on?