Mo's Bachelorette Party Statement
Posted: July 21st, 2006, 1:56 pm
1) All the ladies of Austin Improv should have received the Evite to this lovely affair, but if not, we're dining at Manuel's on Congress at 7, and marauding from there.
2) My cell phone number is XXX-XXXX. I will hand it to an articulate and trustworthy person to let you know where we're at. I know we're going to Beauty Bar and Forbidden Fruit. If you have Shana's or Jen C's cell numbers, you should probably call them first. Because I am a nice person and a freedom-loving librarian, I will not post their numbers here without permission.
3) I'll be wearing a t-shirt with a slogan on it that is not fit for the eyes of children.
4) Please don't make me wear one of those ridiculous veils with the pictures of dude's weiners all over it. Those dudes are shaved and rubbery and very scary indeed. For those of you who enjoy seeing photos of male genitals, I suggest spending your money instead on a ticket to Kazillionaire*.
4a) But not to tonight's presentation of Kazillionaire*, because my party is funnier...oops? Did I say that?
5) I have not managed to stay awake into the wee morning hours since Bob's and my first date, which was back in April of '03, wherein we ate pancakes at Kerbey Ln. until 5am. So I'm going to need a large coffee at some point. Giant. Coffee. Otherwise, I'm gonna fall asleep, probably on someone's lap if I'm not careful.
6) I haven't vomited since December 31, 2004, when everyone we were staying with in London got sick and I got to revisit my Tex-Mex style tacos prepared with UK ingredients (not bloody good) and I intend to keep it that way.
7) You, however, are free to vomit. But not in anyone's car.
Thank you.
Edited to remove phone number!
2) My cell phone number is XXX-XXXX. I will hand it to an articulate and trustworthy person to let you know where we're at. I know we're going to Beauty Bar and Forbidden Fruit. If you have Shana's or Jen C's cell numbers, you should probably call them first. Because I am a nice person and a freedom-loving librarian, I will not post their numbers here without permission.
3) I'll be wearing a t-shirt with a slogan on it that is not fit for the eyes of children.
4) Please don't make me wear one of those ridiculous veils with the pictures of dude's weiners all over it. Those dudes are shaved and rubbery and very scary indeed. For those of you who enjoy seeing photos of male genitals, I suggest spending your money instead on a ticket to Kazillionaire*.
4a) But not to tonight's presentation of Kazillionaire*, because my party is funnier...oops? Did I say that?
5) I have not managed to stay awake into the wee morning hours since Bob's and my first date, which was back in April of '03, wherein we ate pancakes at Kerbey Ln. until 5am. So I'm going to need a large coffee at some point. Giant. Coffee. Otherwise, I'm gonna fall asleep, probably on someone's lap if I'm not careful.
6) I haven't vomited since December 31, 2004, when everyone we were staying with in London got sick and I got to revisit my Tex-Mex style tacos prepared with UK ingredients (not bloody good) and I intend to keep it that way.
7) You, however, are free to vomit. But not in anyone's car.

Edited to remove phone number!