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Who's got the best dirty limerick
Posted: July 20th, 2006, 5:03 pm
by vine311
I love limericks...who can write the best/dirtiest one?
Here's a mine...
I was fucking this fat chick named Amy
Who said that she wanted a baby
She looked like a troll
So I fucked a fat roll
And blasted her face with man gravy
Let's see just how sick you bastards can get.
Posted: July 20th, 2006, 5:13 pm
by valetoile
ooh, let's play line at a time! It can get so much worse that way- diffusion of responsibility and all.
There once was a girl with no ass....
Posted: July 20th, 2006, 5:16 pm
by vine311
Who had a snatch made of glass...
Posted: July 20th, 2006, 5:26 pm
by improvstitute
then along came a trucker... (pimp
)
Posted: July 20th, 2006, 5:38 pm
by arthursimone
And Darius Rucker...
Posted: July 20th, 2006, 6:12 pm
by valetoile
And they used the right lane to pass. If you know what I mean.
Posted: July 20th, 2006, 11:33 pm
by acrouch
There once was a twit with a twat
Posted: July 20th, 2006, 11:40 pm
by shksprtx
Who attempted to fuck a robot
Posted: July 21st, 2006, 12:12 am
by valetoile
They had to reboot
Posted: July 21st, 2006, 12:25 am
by vine311
By inserting a flute.
Posted: July 21st, 2006, 1:10 am
by Andy P
and twisting the twit's twat in a knot
Posted: July 21st, 2006, 1:10 am
by valetoile
now her lips play with all that they've got.
Posted: July 21st, 2006, 1:11 am
by valetoile
Andy P is a limerick sniper.
Posted: July 21st, 2006, 1:22 am
by arthursimone
there once was a nazi with a rape-stick...
Posted: July 21st, 2006, 1:30 am
by Andy P
and a razor he used to scrape dick