Who's got the best dirty limerick

vine311 · Post by **vine311** » July 20th, 2006, 5:03 pm

I love limericks...who can write the best/dirtiest one?

Here's a mine...

I was fucking this fat chick named Amy
Who said that she wanted a baby
She looked like a troll
So I fucked a fat roll
And blasted her face with man gravy

Let's see just how sick you bastards can get.

valetoile · Post by **valetoile** » July 20th, 2006, 5:13 pm

ooh, let's play line at a time! It can get so much worse that way- diffusion of responsibility and all.

There once was a girl with no ass....

vine311 · Post by **vine311** » July 20th, 2006, 5:16 pm

Who had a snatch made of glass...

improvstitute · Post by **improvstitute** » July 20th, 2006, 5:26 pm

then along came a trucker... (pimp

)

arthursimone · Post by **arthursimone** » July 20th, 2006, 5:38 pm

And Darius Rucker...

valetoile · Post by **valetoile** » July 20th, 2006, 6:12 pm

And they used the right lane to pass. If you know what I mean.

acrouch · Post by **acrouch** » July 20th, 2006, 11:33 pm

There once was a twit with a twat

shksprtx · Post by **shksprtx** » July 20th, 2006, 11:40 pm

Who attempted to fuck a robot

valetoile · Post by **valetoile** » July 21st, 2006, 12:12 am

They had to reboot

vine311 · Post by **vine311** » July 21st, 2006, 12:25 am

By inserting a flute.

Andy P · Post by **Andy P** » July 21st, 2006, 1:10 am

and twisting the twit's twat in a knot

valetoile · Post by **valetoile** » July 21st, 2006, 1:10 am

now her lips play with all that they've got.

valetoile · Post by **valetoile** » July 21st, 2006, 1:11 am

Andy P is a limerick sniper.

arthursimone · Post by **arthursimone** » July 21st, 2006, 1:22 am

there once was a nazi with a rape-stick...

Andy P · Post by **Andy P** » July 21st, 2006, 1:30 am

and a razor he used to scrape dick