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Best Show Lines 2012
Posted: January 8th, 2012, 4:30 pm
by ejbrammer
In the second episode of Steam, Rose Colored Goggles and the Flight of the Victoriana:
Jayme: "Joshua Mew is wearing a jet-pack."
Posted: January 8th, 2012, 6:59 pm
by Jon Bolden
1/17/12 during the PGraph show at the Institution Theater opening
Roy comes out with a crazy voice after being endowed as Dr. Fizziewoddle
"With a name like Fizziewoddle, you'd almost have to talk like this!"
Posted: January 9th, 2012, 4:18 am
by Spots
-moved-
Re: Best Show Lines 2012
Posted: January 9th, 2012, 2:58 pm
by happywaffle
ejbrammer wrote:In the second episode of Steam, Rose Colored Goggles and the Flight of the Victoriana:
Jayme: "Joshua Mew is wearing a jet-pack."
Best, endowment, ever.
#FSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Posted: January 27th, 2012, 1:31 am
by Ruby W.
During Firth & Arjet at the Free Fringe - Jessica had endowed an improviser in the audience as her husband :
Jessica: I wanted to get married in Hawaii!
Brady (I think?): You know I don't trust a state that ends with three vowels!!!
Posted: January 27th, 2012, 1:57 am
by Roy Janik
From Ladies' Night in The Free Fringe on 1/26/2012:
Nicole: I'm Bill.
Kacey: Bill's my dad's name!
Nicole: Nice.
*beat*
Nicole: Who's your daddy?
Posted: January 27th, 2012, 8:28 pm
by LisaJackson
Roy Janik wrote:From Ladies' Night in The Free Fringe on 1/26/2012:
Nicole: I'm Bill.
Kacey: Bill's my dad's name!
Nicole: Nice.
*beat*
Nicole: Who's your daddy?
THAT WAS SO DAMN FUNNY! Nicole was rockin it last night. I loved that character.
Posted: January 28th, 2012, 10:24 am
by Asaf
Tom Booker, You're Not My Real Dad show, The Institution, 1/21:
"A restraining order is just a piece of paper, but love is an emotion!"
Posted: January 29th, 2012, 10:23 am
by Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell
Emily: "You never step in the same river twice."
Marc: "Your boots still get wet."
Emily: "Your boots still get wet, your feet still get cold, but..."
Marc: "SO GET OUT OF THE FUCKING RIVER!!!
-Steam, 1/28/2012
Posted: January 29th, 2012, 3:00 pm
by kaci_beeler
Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell wrote:Emily: "You never step in the same river twice."
Marc: "Your boots still get wet."
Emily: "Your boots still get wet, your feet still get cold, but..."
Marc: "SO GET OUT OF THE FUCKING RIVER!!!
-Steam, 1/28/2012
Goddamn Marc is so incredible!
Posted: February 5th, 2012, 8:23 pm
by Roy Janik
"Do you need help out with that?"
-Kaci Beeler, HEB Superbowl ad
:-)
Posted: February 6th, 2012, 12:48 am
by Ryan Hill
So proud of Kaci and Jason. Austin improv represent.
Posted: February 8th, 2012, 8:49 pm
by Ruby W.
During Process Rehearsal:
During Mock Read-Through (Marc is director, Justin is an actor reading for a character in the play)
Marc: And then we'll have the smoke machine...
Jason V : (breaking character) Oh, yeah, and I'm allergic to...uh most of the uh, aluminum based stuff...
Marc (interrupting and dismissive) : yeah sure fine we'll get the vegan stuff.
Posted: February 9th, 2012, 8:40 am
by Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell
Ruby W. wrote:During Process Rehearsal:
During Mock Read-Through (Marc is director, Justin is an actor reading for a character in the play)
Marc: And then we'll have the smoke machine...
Justin V : (breaking character) Oh, yeah, and I'm allergic to...uh most of the uh, aluminum based stuff...
Marc (interrupting and dismissive) : yeah sure fine we'll get the vegan stuff.
Justin V. being, of course, the gestalt that forms when Jason Vines and Justin Davis combine their power rings.
Posted: February 9th, 2012, 9:21 am
by Ruby W.
Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell wrote:Ruby W. wrote:During Process Rehearsal:
During Mock Read-Through (Marc is director, Justin is an actor reading for a character in the play)
Marc: And then we'll have the smoke machine...
Justin V : (breaking character) Oh, yeah, and I'm allergic to...uh most of the uh, aluminum based stuff...
Marc (interrupting and dismissive) : yeah sure fine we'll get the vegan stuff.
Justin V. being, of course, the gestalt that forms when Jason Vines and Justin Davis combine their power rings.
oh shit! how weird. I typed it during rehearsal and was going quickly. How strange.