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Dude, Where's My Box???
Posted: July 13th, 2006, 3:40 pm
by York99
Our regular Thursday Night Awesome Ticket Box Executive, Jastroch, died and cannot perform his duties tonight. Is there anyone out there in AIC Land who can pay their respects to the dearly departed by assuming his responsibilities? His family would be very pleased.
Jastroch will return for next week's TNA.
I thank you for your support.
Posted: July 13th, 2006, 11:04 pm
by Jastroch
Tales of my death have been greatly exaggerated, I'm afraid.
ColdTowne manor had a meeting about cleanliness last week, and I was assigned the task of dusting the wall sockets. My unfortunate choice of steel wool and salt water caused a minor, shall we say, surplus of kilowats, stopping my heart for five minutes.
The experience has, however, had a positive effect. In the past I was quick to write off tales of the afterlife as medieval quackery, but while I was medically dead, my favorite president Harry S. Truman appeared in soft focus and bade me to return to my body. I had work to do on earth--taking tickets, doing the 3,2,1 Kill! preview and insuring an accurate census count for the American tax payer.
I returned to my body, content in the knowledge that Justin York, my brother, had moved to ensure the success of Thursday Night Awesome rather than call the paramedics. The show must go on, as it were.*
* One of these details is true. Can you guess which one? If you do, I'll email you an autographed headshot. (market value: $80).
Posted: July 14th, 2006, 5:02 am
by York99
I wouldn't call it an exaggeration. I would say that I jumped the gun on the permanence (sp?) of the situation. Jastroch is a show man to the end, though, and came through... plus an exciting performance in the 3-2-1 teaser. I totally want to see one of those shows.
Thursday nights are AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!