Me Again

York99 · Post by **York99** » June 12th, 2011, 11:46 am

I feel like I need to re-introduce myself to people here. I've been on a 7+ month hiatus from the AIC forum. There are so many more people here now. It's great.

So if you don't know me, I'm Justin York, one of the owners of The ColdTowne Theater. If you see me, please come and say hello. I'm more scared of you than you are of me.

TeresaYork · Post by **TeresaYork** » June 13th, 2011, 8:08 am

Welcome back Justin. Maybe we can catch up sometime...

How about tonight? See you at home.

mpbrockman · Post by **mpbrockman** » June 13th, 2011, 3:43 pm

Sounds like there may be domestic issues you might want to address before you spend too much time hanging out here.

Nevertheless I have noticed a distinct lack of dark, pithy remarks in your absence.

Alex B · Post by **Alex B** » June 13th, 2011, 6:07 pm

But the opposite is true of bears, Justin: they're more afraid of you than you them. That's what they say.

kaci_beeler · Post by **kaci_beeler** » June 13th, 2011, 7:03 pm

mpbrockman wrote:Nevertheless I have noticed a distinct lack of dark, pithy remarks in your absence.

Haha! Me too!

Welcome back, Justin!

Spots · Post by **Spots** » June 14th, 2011, 12:47 am

Alex B wrote:But the opposite is true of bears, Justin: they're more afraid of you than you them. That's what they say.

Unless it's a man eater. That's a bear who came upon a human, and the human flinched. So the bear thought, "Oh. Okay. These are for eating after all." ;)

Welcome back York! It's safe, there are no longer bears on this forum.

Angry Bear · Post by **Angry Bear** » June 14th, 2011, 8:33 pm

Spots wrote:

Welcome back York! It's safe, there are no longer bears on this forum.

That's what you think!

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell · June 15th, 2011, 8:44 am

Angry Bear wrote:
Spots wrote:

Welcome back York! It's safe, there are no longer bears on this forum.
That's what you think!

quiet, Lampe!

Brad Hawkins · Post by **Brad Hawkins** » June 15th, 2011, 11:23 am

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell wrote:
Angry Bear wrote:
Spots wrote:

Welcome back York! It's safe, there are no longer bears on this forum.
That's what you think!
quiet, Lampe!

I dunno, Jordan... the bear didn't mention bicycling once. I think Kareem's been bringing home strays from across the street.

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell · June 15th, 2011, 11:28 am

well, the Brown Bar is the most dangerous Bar...

mpbrockman · Post by **mpbrockman** » June 15th, 2011, 12:14 pm

Brad Hawkins wrote:I dunno, Jordan... the bear didn't mention bicycling once. I think Kareem's been bringing home strays from across the street.

And sneaking Val's chickens to them for lunch.

Worst... and completely unnecessary... pun there Jordan. Is Dav impersonating you again? Zing!

Kacey, kick Jordan in the knee.

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell · June 15th, 2011, 12:43 pm

you don't have to patella me twice!

(Dav, get OUT of here! and give me back my Hawaiian shirt!)

mpbrockman · Post by **mpbrockman** » June 15th, 2011, 12:56 pm

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell wrote:well, the Brown Bar is the most dangerous Bar...

Patella... nice.

But the quote above isn't necessarily true unless two members of a minority walk into it.

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell · June 15th, 2011, 1:08 pm

mpbrockman wrote:
Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell wrote:well, the Brown Bar is the most dangerous Bar...
Patella... nice.

But the quote above isn't necessarily true unless two members of a minority walk into it.

or two clergymen, preferably of separate faiths...

mpbrockman · Post by **mpbrockman** » June 15th, 2011, 2:59 pm

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell wrote:
mpbrockman wrote:
Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell wrote:well, the Brown Bar is the most dangerous Bar...
...the quote above isn't necessarily true unless two members of a minority walk into it.
or two clergymen, preferably of separate faiths...

Yah, but I think then there have to be three:

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... crickets...

A priest, a rabbi and a pujari walk into a bar... hilarity ensues.

Not entirely sure about the rules, but thank you for giving me an excuse to pull out every racist, misogynist and blasphemous bar joke I've ever heard. Y'know - for important examination and research.

Two Justin Yorks walk into a bar...

Like how I brought this thread back around? (takes small bow - exits stage left)