Austin Improv

Just wanted to let ya know I'm rooting for y'all on the big day!!!

Incidentally, how many of you have seen the billboard out around 71 and Riverside? Are there others about town?

mpbrockman wrote:Just wanted to let ya know I'm rooting for y'all on the big day!!!

Incidentally, how many of you have seen the billboard out around 71 and Riverside? Are there others about town?

i see it every morning on my way into work from Bastrop. and find it hilarious. i'd love to put a sign underneath that says "Last gas until Heaven, 2 miles".

I want to get a jump on this, so I'm formally announcing that I'm starting a house troupe in hell. I'm taking suggestions about show formats, if you have any ideas. If you're interested in joining the troupe, please post your Improv in Hell qualifications and experience.

Thanks!

AmyA wrote:I want to get a jump on this, so I'm formally announcing that I'm starting a house troupe in hell. I'm taking suggestions about show formats, if you have any ideas. If you're interested in joining the troupe, please post your Improv in Hell qualifications and experience.

Thanks!

well, the Rapture involves God taking the faithful up into Heaven while Earth itself becomes a more hellish place over the course of the Tribulation. or so the story goes. or doesn't go, because none of this bollocks is actually in the Bible.

AmyA wrote:I want to get a jump on this, so I'm formally announcing that I'm starting a house troupe in hell. I'm taking suggestions about show formats, if you have any ideas. If you're interested in joining the troupe, please post your Improv in Hell qualifications and experience.

Thanks!

Improv for Evil has been preparing for this day for five years.

Amy,

I hate animals. Almost to an extent that I want to kick them.
I have perverted thoughts about 20 times a day.
I don't believe in god (which means I don't believe in hell,but fuck that, I wanna play).
I would prefer in any situation to use a curse word rather than a pleasantry.

Hopefully you will see these qualifications as fit for your bell troupe. I look forward to hearing from you...

well, the Rapture involves God taking the faithful up into Heaven while Earth itself becomes a more hellish place over the course of the Tribulation. or so the story goes. or doesn't go, because none of this bollocks is actually in the Bible. [/quote]

Jordan, is "I know a lot of rapture trivia" your best pitch to be in the troupe? Frankly, I'm a little disappointed.

i'm going to be a bit too busy being a wandering preacher in the post-apocalyptic wasteland, ministering to the poor souls left behind and battling the demonic forces unleashed to do much prov...but i'll probably still come back for a Maestro or something every now and then!

Sorry, Maestro is only for sinners from here on out.

Amy, I have several qualifications, of which you know a few. Most of them I like to keep under wraps so that people *think* I'm a good person, I can thereby effect evil more easily. However, I'd love to whisper my sins in your ear....

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell wrote:i'm going to be a bit too busy being a wandering preacher in the post-apocalyptic wasteland...

Benjamin Eleazar bar Joshua?!!!

Jessica wrote:Sorry, Maestro is only for sinners from here on out.

Amy, I have several qualifications, of which you know a few. Most of them I like to keep under wraps so that people *think* I'm a good person, I can thereby effect evil more easily. However, I'd love to whisper my sins in your ear....

we're all sinners. None is righteous, no, not one.

except for Batman.

AmyA wrote:I want to get a jump on this, so I'm formally announcing that I'm starting a house troupe in hell.

I already pop down and sit in with the house band now and again. What makes it hellish?

Diva chick lead singer.

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell wrote:we're all sinners. None is righteous, no, not one.

OK... I'm still gonna throw this stone, tho'.

Jessica wrote:Amy, I have several qualifications, of which you know a few. Most of them I like to keep under wraps so that people *think* I'm a good person, I can thereby effect evil more easily. However, I'd love to whisper my sins in your ear....

Um... can I watch?

Well, if I had any hope - there it went...

Jessica! You're a clown! Everyone knows that clowns are evil... You should be in...