Help me make audition video for the Austin Jersey Shore?

Brian Boyko · Post by **Brian Boyko** » April 26th, 2011, 2:27 pm

As a joke, I submitted an application to "Austin Jersey Shore" where I admitted my high intelligence, social anxiety, depression issues, age (32) and graduate degree. I just got back this response:

http://i.imgur.com/IPvFt.jpg

UPDATE

Here's the audition letter they sent me:

http://www.scribd.com/doc/53985585/Lost ... n-Letter-1

I'm so gonna have to make the audition video now. Is anyone willing to help me out?

-- Brian

Lants · Post by **Lants** » April 27th, 2011, 12:13 pm

Ha! You made the Austinist, Boyco!

http://www.reddit.com/r/Austin/comments ... to_austin/

Aden · Post by **Aden** » April 27th, 2011, 8:06 pm

What kind of help do you need? Also, you HAVE TO make that audition video!!

Justin D. · Post by **Justin D.** » April 28th, 2011, 6:26 pm

Little Chad sounds like a big douchebag.

Brian Boyko · Post by **Brian Boyko** » April 29th, 2011, 1:27 pm

Aden wrote:What kind of help do you need? Also, you HAVE TO make that audition video!!

Mainly, I need someone to operate a camera, perhaps handheld, as I go around my totally non-MTV life. My 1 bedroom apartment with Ikea furniture, my cubicle at work, poker night at 3rd Base Sports Bar (where I don't drink), some stuff doing Austin Improv, and generally just me being me.

Good ol' lovable seriously depressed social anxiety me.

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell · April 29th, 2011, 2:05 pm

if this show winds up getting made, can we make it the mission of the AIC to fuck with it as much as possible when they're shooting? :p

mpbrockman · Post by **mpbrockman** » April 29th, 2011, 4:57 pm

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell wrote:if this show winds up getting made, can we make it the mission of the AIC to fuck with it as much as possible when they're shooting? :p

I am so with you on this.

Aden · Post by **Aden** » April 30th, 2011, 12:38 pm

I'm not the best camera operator but if I have the time available I'll be happy to help. Alli have in the way of a camera is my iPhone but if you have something else I'd be glad to use it. When does this need to happen?

Brian Boyko · Post by **Brian Boyko** » April 30th, 2011, 8:12 pm

Aden wrote:I'm not the best camera operator but if I have the time available I'll be happy to help. Alli have in the way of a camera is my iPhone but if you have something else I'd be glad to use it. When does this need to happen?

E-mail me brian.boyko@gmail.com and let me know what your schedule is. I have equipment.

Rev. Jordan T. Maxwell · May 1st, 2011, 5:59 pm

Brian Boyko wrote:I have equipment.

Brian, stop coming on to her...she's a married woman now!