Seriously...you DO want to be a Caddy, right?

Mo Daviau · Post by **Mo Daviau** » June 30th, 2006, 10:44 am

I've only received one (count 'em) positive response for being a Caddy at Out of Bounds.

Maybe I made the duties of the Caddy sound too harsh. Okay, if someone from the troupe you're hosting does end up in Hays or perhaps Gillespie County drunk and denuded of clothing, and it's late, and you're exhausted from all the sex you had in Jeremy's van, you CAN tell them to f*ck off, or to call a damn cab at their own expense. This is not a babysitting job, this is a "make the out-of-town folks feel welcome" job.

This is an opportunity to increase YOUR fun, have a couch to sleep on in THEIR city, make some FRIENDS and REDISCOVER your own city.

To quote my college friend Sasha's dad's proclamation to us right before our graduation ceremony, "The classroom is life. The curriculum is love."

--Mo

shando · Post by **shando** » June 30th, 2006, 11:02 am

Mo, we should also expand our request out beyond readers of this board. There are pleny of folks who would love to do this, but who perhaps don't read the boards. Also, these things take time.

valetoile · Post by **valetoile** » June 30th, 2006, 11:28 am

I would love to do this- I don't know if it would conflict with my job of getting all the troupes registered.

vine311 · Post by **vine311** » June 30th, 2006, 1:55 pm

Hey Mo
Sign me up for Caddy duties too. I'll also offer up my place for a few folks to crash. (I'm sure the new roomie wont mind) I've got a couch, a comfy chair, an air matress and a big, huge bed. I WOULD prefer cute girls of course but I'll take what's given me. The things I do for improv...

arthursimone · Post by **arthursimone** » June 30th, 2006, 2:05 pm

coldtowne manor is already playing host to our friends apollo 12, but perhaps I can caddy a smaller contingent in addition. jokyr and jesster? marty barrett? someone low maintenance.

shando · Post by **shando** » June 30th, 2006, 2:12 pm

vine311 wrote:Hey Mo
Sign me up for Caddy duties too. I'll also offer up my place for a few folks to crash. (I'm sure the new roomie wont mind) I've got a couch, a comfy chair, an air matress and a big, huge bed. I WOULD prefer cute girls of course but I'll take what's given me. The things I do for improv...

Perhaps we can give Jason Sketchcore? Or Keilly and Roeters. Let's steer people to the hotel first, though.

shando · Post by **shando** » June 30th, 2006, 2:13 pm

arthursimone wrote:coldtowne manor is already playing host to our friends apollo 12, but perhaps I can caddy a smaller contingent in addition. jokyr and jesster? marty barrett? someone low maintenance.

I think Arthur and Marty make a nice match.

vine311 · Post by **vine311** » June 30th, 2006, 2:20 pm

shando wrote:
vine311 wrote:Hey Mo
Sign me up for Caddy duties too. I'll also offer up my place for a few folks to crash. (I'm sure the new roomie wont mind) I've got a couch, a comfy chair, an air matress and a big, huge bed. I WOULD prefer cute girls of course but I'll take what's given me. The things I do for improv...
Perhaps we can give Jason Sketchcore? Or Keilly and Roeters. Let's steer people to the hotel first, though.

Chris and I have a pretty big place (that we are moving into tomorrow) and I'm sure he wouldn't mind hosting a few cool out of towners. I can get extra bedding in a pinch if needed. Don't hesitate to send my folks my way, I'll take whoever needs a place to crash. That and my car can carry 3 folks other than myself so I can be a mini-caddy.

shksprtx · Post by **shksprtx** » June 30th, 2006, 2:49 pm

I can't offer lodging, but I have a Jeep Cherokee that's great for transporting people and/or equipment as needed.

I'll have to see what my schedule is like closer to the actual dates, but I should be able to do some taxiing here and there.

shksprtx · Post by **shksprtx** » June 30th, 2006, 2:51 pm

vine311 wrote:I WOULD prefer cute girls of course but I'll take what's given me.

Seconded.

Jastroch · Post by **Jastroch** » June 30th, 2006, 2:59 pm

I must have missed your first post. I'd be happy to cart Jokyr and Jesster or Apollo 12 around...

shando · Post by **shando** » June 30th, 2006, 3:00 pm

Let's remember we'd like folks to stay in the hotel if they can. It helps our relationship with the Doubletree.

Also, ladies, you might want to step up so our lechers don't get all the women and you get stuck with all of their lechers. Unless you prefer it that way.

shksprtx · Post by **shksprtx** » June 30th, 2006, 3:18 pm

shando wrote:Also, ladies, you might want to step up so our lechers don't get all the women and you get stuck with all of their lechers. Unless you prefer it that way.

I, for one, prefer it that way.

/Not speaking for anyone but myself.
//Not a lady.

Mo Daviau · Post by **Mo Daviau** » June 30th, 2006, 3:22 pm

I'll take Topping. Unless there are guys who want to fight over her.

I'll keep Jason/Chris, Moonbase, and Wes's condo in mind for folks who want a place to crash, but we want people to stay at the hotel. The Doubletree exchanges guest bodies for delicious cookies, and we want to maintain that relationship.

Thanks to everyone who has volunteered so far. We'll talk more about this off the boards later on.

Andy P · Post by **Andy P** » July 1st, 2006, 9:49 am

My car can handle three extra bodies, so I can double up with someone to accommodate a larger team. Or I can be available to handle overflow from other caddies. Sort of a caddie's caddie.